I need a little humor this morning. I'd be interested in hearing about the funniest thing you ever heard a patient say! :chuckle
Status post CABG w/ aortic valve replacement on PCA pump:
"There's a pig over there on that wall."
RN "What kind of pig?"
"A regular pig."
RN "What color is it?"
"It's a wall colored pig."
RN "Why are you seeing pigs?"
"Because I got a piggy valve!"
Patient finally drifts off to la la land due to sedation.
Cardiologist hits shock.
Patient jumps up in the bed . . . "Ohh! That was a premature ejaculation!"