What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

Originally posted by Dayray
I was a new CNA in the nursing home and feeling very proud of my first step in my chosen career.

A nice littel old man in a wheel chair waved at one of my co-workers (a pretty littel 18 year-old, fresh out of high school sugar and spice type of girl). He said "honey come over here please" as she bent down to talk to him. He moved the blanket covering his legs and SPLAT! he ejaculated right in her face and mouth. I never saw her again and thus my nursing career beagn...........

Originally posted by ITSJUSTMEZOE
I can say it took me over an hour and 2 trips to the bathroom to finish reading these lol
Im hurting now so Im tossing in my 2 cents:
When I was a New Grad LPN fresh from the delusion of I can be the one to heal the world reality hit me like a ton of bricks.
In the ER where I had been a tech while I was in LPN school , I was hired to work as a LPN , First offical night of working I had the usual stuff, bumps, bruises , terminal earache, and the OMG GI Bleed from Hell.... Never in my life had I ever seen so much blood come out of every end in my life, this person was also a frequent flyer that the staff often betted on her ETOH levels, well after cleaning her up and stabilizing her with 2 other Rns and a tech, it was time for a foley.... Well a few things I noticed while placing the foley,
1. A remote control
2. corn nibblets
3. kleenex pieces
4. duct tape stuck to her buttocks
5. a tattoo that stated " I work hard for the money"
6. a credit / atm ticket
It took me by surprise and I can say with joy that I havent been fortunate enough to find such articles in that space so far KNOCKS ON WOOD
But yet Im still young.... And I work in the Operating room now !!!!
hows that for irony....

Originally posted by NiteNICUNurse
The baby had been decapitated...all that we got was the body and the brain stem. The head had to be delivered by C/S.

Originally posted by NiteNICUNurse
Well as a NICU nurse we don't get to witness many of the lovely things that have been described...but I have one that not only is the grossest thing that has ever happened but also the thing that to this day gives me nightmares. So, if you decide to read on youv'e been warned

The NICU team was called by L&D for a 24 week gestation delivery. The woman had walked in with her bag bulging and the babies feet were included. Well the labor had gone to far to consider a C/S so the OB resident was going to deliver the baby vag. Well as we all stand there waiting to do our thing (the mother wanted everthing done) the mom pushes and the OB pulls, out came the baby and was put on the warmer. The baby looked very strange even took me and the Neo a second to figure out what was wrong, because it was so unbelivable....

The baby had been decapitated...all that we got was the body and the brain stem. The head had to be delivered by C/S. To this day I can not even imagine what those parents must have gone through. It was like being in a horror film. Needless to say I have never seen the OB resident again.