Walmart Greeters

[FranEMTnurse, CNA, LPN, EMT-I]

Two elderly Walmart greeters were sitting on a bench during break time

and one turned to the other asking, "Slim, I'm 83 years old and I'm just full

of aches and pains. I know you are about my age. How do you feel?"

Slim said, " I feel just like a new born babe."

Rather amazed his coworker repeats his statement in the form of a

question, "Really? A new born babe???"

"Yup," grinned Slim, " no teeth, No hair and I think I just wet my pants

[nursedawn67, LPN]

[dianah, ASN]

cute! :) :)

[Darlene K.]

:chuckle - Very cute.

[nekhismom]

:rotfl: CUte, and one I hadn't heard before.

[Burnt Out, ASN, RN]

:chuckle :chuckle