Things You Need To Know To Be A Nurse...

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Specializes in OR.

It's okay to cry. Sometimes it is necessary.

Specializes in OR.

Never feel you are above doing a task. We all have to toilet a patient, change a bed, get a drink for patients, and ensure the bedside commode is emptied sometimes and your techs will greatly appreciate your help.

If it makes sense, we don't do it here.

Apply all interventions to avoid a fall and the resulting incident report.

Never, ever go by anyone's else's assessment, always, always do your own.

You must have a very strong stomach, tough enough to perform a code blue on your very own patient. No crying in an emergency because nursing is not for the faint hearted.

Some patients will sit on the call light all night because they are afraid not necessarily need any care. Go in and fluff the pillow and offer a glass of water. Simple things do work.

Specializes in OB.

If she tells you "the baby is coming" believe her! If she says "I have to go poop!" - the baby is coming!

Finding a good hiding spot.

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