Stupidest thing I have done

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OK I will own up to this one.

Every now and then I teach university students. I had told them that I thought they should learn how to do bladder palps before they used a scanner because it was deskilling, and what would they do if there were no scanners available? Anyway they became really interested in this idea. One afternoon as chance would have it a lovely man in an orthopedic ward was having trouble voiding so this was our perfect opportunity. The man was happy to help us and so I filed in with 4 of my students to observe.

I was very professional and explained the anatomy first and then explained what we were looking for. I then proceeded to do the palp while looking at the students and explaining. I felt a small lump to the side of the baldder and became a little concerned, while still looking at the students I was felling this lump to try and figure out what it was. One of the students eyes were getting wider and wider.....but I wasn't paying any attention. Then the patient quietly says "I think thats enough don't you?"

Yeah now I am known as the idiot that pumped this poor man's member up by "palpating" his implant!!! AARRGGHH! I was soooo embarrassed!

Specializes in Med/Surg, Geriatrics.

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Specializes in Specializes in L/D, newborn, GYN, LTC, Dialysis.

oh my. thanks for sharing. too funny.

Originally posted by WashYaHands

You keep that up and you'll end up on the allnurses.com student nurse "Funniest instructors I've ever had" thread. :)

Linda

Actually, I think she is going to end up on that patient's list as "MY FAVORITE NURSE EVER!!!!":roll

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Specializes in OB.

Cleaning the coffee off the monitor! Should be required to post a warning before something that funny!

THAT WAS SO FUNNY, SO FUNNY I SNORTED AND MY COFFEE CAME UP OUT OF MY NOSE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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too funny, thanks for sharing! :chuckle

:roll kurtz, you are my new hero!!

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ROTFLMAO!!!!

I WANT YOU FOR MY INSTRUCTOR!!!!!

S

I LOVE IT!!! HAHAHHAHAHAHA

Funny as hell. Good thing he was alert, otherwise he mighta had a blow-out!!!!!!!!!!! Try explaining that one to the nursing board. LMAO just too funny. Nursing beats working at the comedy club any day.

Pappy

Oh how embarrassing! Funny though!

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