Sterile field contamination? - page 2
I have a serious question, but I'm posting it here because it is pretty darn funny. Last fall during typical first-quarter classes...one topic being contamination of sterile fields...a thought... Read More
Sep 14, '06Quote from earle58ok, i'll fess up to a story that belongs in Rippers Believe It or Not.
i think back to marriage #1.
i was a young bride of 18, my husband only a few yrs older.
he truly was a brilliant, brilliant man.
his humor however....well, the following should speak for itself.
one noc he wanted to show me the results of lighting a match as he breezed.
the visuals: him on his back, shorts around ankles, w/legs extended upright, knees partially flexed.
he lit a match as he breezed...the blue flame was impressive.
burning his b*lls while frantically blowing out the match, with the panic-stricken look on his face: priceless.
i don't think i ever laughed so hard in my life.
30 yrs later, i still can't get that whole scene out of my mind.
so listen to angie.
don't light a match.
Impressed ya, didn't he?
Sep 14, '06I think this might actually be a good one for Mythbusters. I can just see it now,and what they'd have to eat to emit the various forms of gas/particle combinations!
Oct 9, '06Quote from mamatya know, i once saw a skit on either snl or madtv...it was a fake commercial for an anal plug that made your toots sound like a phone ringing or whatever you wanted. maybe someone could make a plug that filters.
ya know, hunters have charcoal liners for their britches that are for that very purpose. how will we incorporate that into our ?
Oct 9, '06Quote from nurse`chief~chickieseriously?ya know, hunters have charcoal liners for their britches that are for that very purpose. how will we incorporate that into our?
i'm having a really bad visual here--of the nurse who insists on wearing whites, with a little charcoal filter showing through the backside.... :chuckle
leslie, that story was priceless!
Oct 10, '06Quote from nurse`chief~chickieya know, hunters have charcoal liners for their britches that are for that very purpose. how will we incorporate that into our scrubs?
baking powder in our underwear - sealed with duct tape!!!!