Share Your Saying

[angelique777]

i find that a lot of people who post have a lot of great saying attached to there post for example like

"i am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how i react to it." (charles swindoll) if you want to make god laugh, tell him your plans

i find it hard to go through everyones posting to find great saying so thought i start a tread so you can post yours and this way i can have a collection of saying all in one spot .........some of them are really funny, some are deep and make you think, some are sweet ...so please post and share your sayings since some of them are really great to read...........thanks angela

i have a long distance relationship with my boyfriend he is away so i love to write to him and add a little quote or story something to make him laugh or think or smile or just feel thought of so appreciate your contributions to my attempting to getting a collection thanks

[irmaRN]

one of many

KEEP SWIMMING!!

FOOL ME ONCE, SHAME ON YOU.. FOOL ME TWICE, SHAME ON ME!

EVERYONE DESERVES A SECOND CHANCE

"FOR EVERY S--T THERE'S 2 NICE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD"

"IF WE GET TO DRINKING ON SUNDAY, AND ASK YOU TO STAY TILL MONDAY, WE REALLY DON'T MEAN IT!

MOST PEOPLE ARE DISCOURAGERS RATHER THAN ENCOURAGERS

DON'T JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS!

DON'T ASSUME!

[Roy Fokker, BSN, RN]

I think it was a member here - Sugah Brittches who said something like:

"Well butter by butt and call me a buscuit, I think you are on to something" :chuckle

I also like the following by Cuhrchill:

"He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."

"The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries."

"Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts."

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are. - Bill Wyman

[coley28]

"If the world didnt suck so much, we would all fall off" - unknown

[Gr8ful C]

One of my favorites:

When freedom is outlawed, only outlaws will be free.

(from Still Life With Woodpecker by Tom Robbins)

[n0sebleed]

hope, faith and love that's what i can give to you, so smile cause La vita e Bella (life is beautiful) ---> that's how i end up all my letters to my boyfriend, which in the same case we have in common..a long distance relationship

[Always Learning, RN]

Any day above ground is a good day.

When some of my younger class mates kid me about my age I love to quote George Burns:

"I don't mind getting older...it's better than the alternative"

[nursewannbe]

These are awesome!!!! Here's one of my sayings!!

"I thought that i was smart, read the paper and realized I am a genius."

Another is when someone says "I see" as in I get it or something, I say "that's what the blind man said and look where it got him." :roll

[Jamesdotter]

I ran across a new one recently: "I'm treating my diabetes right. I want to die with my feet on."

[nursebenson]

It's hard to be religious when people you hate aren't incinerated by bolts of lightning. -Calvin and Hobbes

Ya sure you betcha. -Col. O'Neill of Stargate SG-1

Sleep is just a symptom of caffeine deprivation.

Light is faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Those are my favorite. :)

[jaylonot]

thanks for all the quotes...i'll be using them to share with my friends:wink2:

[Taurus_, LPN, RN]

My two favorite sayings are:

1. Believe in something, or you will fall for anything.

2. Stand for what you believe in and what is right, even if you are standing alone.

[Dancehall Doctor]

These have languished in obscurity too long!!!!!!!!

'I'm feeling as low as a toad in a dry well.' "

For someone confused: "I don't know whether to scratch my watch or wind my butt."

She's so pretty she could make a hound dog smile.

Add yours!