Share your funniest patient stories... - page 90

by trvlnRN

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:lol2: We all have lots of stories to tell. I thought it would be fun if we shared a few of our funniest patient stories with each other. I keep remembering to a particular incident a few years back. It wasn't even my... Read More

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    Not my patient....but my grandfather. He was in LTC with dementia and he had a favorite nurse that became like family to my mother and grandmother. Grandpa loved her too, in a chaste way, or so we thought, until he asked her one day to marry him. My grandfather was past the point of being able to re-orient , so She told him, "Well, Sam, I'm Jewish. You're a lovely man, and I'm Very flattered, but I know we don't share the same faith, and I know how important that is to you." Not to be deterred, he thought a moment and said, "Yes, Mona, you're right. But I'd convert for you." My grandmother got such a kick out of it. (All names changed)
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    just this past Sunday in ALF
    a very proper, 80 some yr old male resident, "I hope supper is as good as lunch"
    me,"you enjoyed your lunch?"
    resident,"it was bitchin"
    it had me in tears
    Elvish and sharpeimom like this.