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Jul 01, 2004 05:00 PM

Service With A Smile

by Franemtnurse Platinum Member

A little old man shuffled.........slooooowly...........into an ice cream
parlor, pulled himself ...........slooooowly............and
painfully........... up onto the stool.

After catching his breath.............................. he ordered a Banana
Split.

The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"

"No," he replied, "Arthritis."

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5 Comments
No. 1
from jnette
Old Jul 01, 2004, 05:19 PM

No fair ! That was MY joke ! I posted that one a couple days ago... you STOLE it !!!

Love ya, Fran !
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No. 2
from Energizer Bunny
Old Jul 01, 2004, 05:47 PM

Oh my!!! LOLOLOL!
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No. 3
from karenG
Old Jul 02, 2004, 04:32 PM

handbags ladies!!

LOL

Karen
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No. 4
from nursebedlam
Old Jul 02, 2004, 05:57 PM

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No. 5
from Audreyfay
Old Jul 03, 2004, 02:27 AM

Good one!
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