This is Serious.....Please Read!!!

Sep 02, 2005 06:53 PM

by Franemtnurse

Platinum Member

If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes" delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do
not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only
erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything
on disks within 20 feet of your computer.

It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms
your ATM access code, messes up the tracking on your VCR, and uses
subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It
will program your phone auto dial to call only 0898 numbers.

This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.

IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.

It will drink ALL your beer.

THIS IS SERIOUS. ARE YOU LISTENING??

It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are
expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your
Nair with Rogaine. If the "Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows
95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your
hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub.

It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and
pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.

******* WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. *******

And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll backfire
so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in
front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.

Your friend Poopsie

Cute_CNA · Sep 02, 2005, 09:11 PM

Yeah, stuff like that is pretty silly, lol. :hatparty:

GingerSue · Sep 02, 2005, 10:52 PM

thankyou

*mercyteapot* · Sep 03, 2005, 12:07 AM

BWAHAHAHA... finally a virus warning message that I bothered to read the entire way through before hitting "delete".

Someday-C.R.N.A. · Sep 03, 2005, 12:21 AM

Good stuff!

Thanks for sharing. I think I'll share this with a few friends.

suebird3 · Sep 03, 2005, 01:49 AM

Sounds like a guy problem.

*Franemtnurse* · Sep 03, 2005, 05:57 AM

Originally Posted by mercyteapot

BWAHAHAHA... finally a virus warning message that I bothered to read the entire way through before hitting "delete".

That's the best kind, don't ya think?

*Jessy_RN* · Sep 03, 2005, 06:03 AM

You had me at the edge of my chair Fran! I was like

it will reprogram my ATM, and demagnetize everything within 20 ft etc.....Then the antifreeze (I was like my poor fish! )

malenurse1 · Sep 03, 2005, 04:46 PM

Boy, am I glad I saw this!!! I will avoid bedtime at all costs!!! lmao thanks Fran!

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This is Serious.....Please Read!!!

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