redneck medical terms

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    Redneck Medical Terms


    Artery......................The study of paintings.
    Benign......................What you be after you be eight.
    Bacteria....................Back door to cafeteria.
    Barium......................What doctors do when patients die.
    Cesarean Section............A neighborhood in Rome.
    Catscan.....................Searching for Kitty.
    Cauterize...................Made eye contact with her.
    Colic.......................A sheep dog.
    Coma........................A punctuation mark.
    D&C.........................Where Washington is.
    Dilate......................To live long.
    Enema.......................Not a friend.
    Fester......................Quicker than someone else.
    Fibula......................A small lie.
    Genital.....................Non-Jewish person.
    G.I.Series..................World Series of military baseball.
    Hangnail....................What you hang your coat on.
    Impotent....................Distinguished, well known.
    Labor Pain..................Getting hurt at work.
    Medical Staff...............A Doctor's cane.
    Morbid......................A higher offer than I bid.
    Nitrates....................Cheaper than day rates.
    Node........................I knew it.
    Outpatient..................A person who has fainted.
    Pap Smear...................A fatherhood test.
    Pelvis......................Second cousin to Elvis.
    Post Operative..............A letter carrier.
    Recovery Room...............Place to do upholstery.
    Rectum......................Darn near killed him.
    Secretion...................Hiding something
    Seizure.....................Roman emperor.
    Tablet......................A small table.
    Terminal Illness............Getting sick at the airport.
    Tumor.......................More than one.
    Urine.......................Opposite of you're out
    Varicose....................Near by



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  2. 4 Comments

  3. by   Q.
    LMAO!

  4. by   fergus51
    I LOOOOOOVE that Tracy!!!
  5. by   semstr
    hilarious!! like the pap smear best!!
    Thanks for the laughs!!, Renee
  6. by   kellisdomain
    that was too funny. thanks for the laugh. :d

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