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Sep 29, 2005 10:52 AM

Red Hat

by Franemtnurse Platinum Member




An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship
holding her hat tight
so that it would not blow away in the wind.


A gentleman approached her and said,
"Pardon me, madam.
I do not intend to be forward
but did you know that your dress
is blowing up in this high wind?"


"Yes, I know," said the lady.
"I need both my hands
to hold onto this hat."


"But madam, you must know that you are
not wearing any panties
and your privates are exposed!"
said the gentleman in earnest.


The woman looked down,
then back up at the man
and replied,
"Sir, anything you see down there
is 85 years old.

I just bought this hat yesterday!"



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No. 1
from talaxandra
Old Sep 29, 2005, 11:14 AM

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No. 2
from lpnstudentin2010
Old Oct 04, 2005, 07:07 PM
Updated Oct 05, 2005 at 03:49 PM by lpnstudentin2010

thought i had not posted this one. oops
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from lpnstudentin2010
Old Oct 04, 2005, 07:13 PM

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No. 4
from mercyteapot
Old Oct 04, 2005, 07:50 PM

Charmed, I'm sure!
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No. 5
from texas_lvn
Old Oct 04, 2005, 07:59 PM

Default Hat more important!
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No. 6
from Jessy_RN
Old Oct 05, 2005, 02:00 PM

Good one fran as always
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