1) Maybe some dig stim would be good
2) When did you last poop?
3) Have you been able to pass gas?
4) Pleasantly confused
5) Just a little prick now, ok?
6) This won't hurt a bit...
7) Oh man, that was the biggest poop I ever saw!
8) no, you can't have food till you pass gas
9) (while looking at the hand of someone with a gargantuan diamond ring) "oh my! would you look at the size of those veins!?!?!?!?"
10) It's ok, i get vomited on all the time...