My Nursing Career In Six Words

  1. 4 This may have been done before ; AN has been around alot longer than I have been logged into it. I thought it would be interesting to see how succinct we could be. (smilies won't count as words)

    I'll start (and may have to add others later):
    Forty years, one mistake, probationary license
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    About No Stars In My Eyes

    No Stars In My Eyes has '40+' year(s) of experience and specializes in 'PDN; previously med-surg., float, and HH'. From 'now living in the South'; 65 Years Old; Joined Apr '11; Posts: 8,249; Likes: 18,339.

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  3. Visit  No Stars In My Eyes profile page
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    Soooooo, maybe my example was not so humorous!

    The book this idea came from was titled "Not Exactly What I Had Planned" (6 word memoirs) Here's some examples from me to get you started:

    Six Words About Why I Chose To Be A Nurse: Too Tall To Be A Stewardess
    Six Words About How Nursing Has Changed: Remember "NO PANTSUITS!"?
    I Love Scrubs!
    Six Words I Love To Say To My Patients: "I'm Here ; It's Gonna Be Okay"
    Six Words You'll Never Have To (But Used To Have To) Say: " I'm Gonna Shave Your Scrotum Now"
    Six Words You Wish You Didn't Have To Say To Your Patient: "This 'GoLitely' Will Clear Your Bowels"

    See? C'mon now, make up your own six words!!!!
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  4. Visit  Mandychelle79 profile page
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    6 words to describe my nursing career:

    Going to start on September 12th
    sparklie.lady, noreenl, JisforJanet, and 3 others like this.
  5. Visit  SHERU99 profile page
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    Is nursing really that hard? I am soooo scared !!!!!

    I got into HUMBER NURSING PROGRAM....After hearing these....am really scared......... :uhoh21:
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  6. Visit  No Stars In My Eyes profile page
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    Quote from ANN92
    Is nursing really that hard? I am soooo scared !!!!!

    I got into HUMBER NURSING PROGRAM....After hearing these....am really scared......... :uhoh21:
    (nursing isn't hard, it's all the B___S___ that surrounds it!)

    six words of encouragement: We Are All Bozo's On This Bus!
    Six More Words: The Water's Wet ; Jump Right In!
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  7. Visit  PunkBenRN profile page
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    I dedicate this ones to all of my friends who aren't nurses:

    No, I don't just wipe asses

  8. Visit  readerwriter8 profile page
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    I just started nursing school so:

    Crazy train has left the station!
    maelstrom143, sethmctenn, SeeTheMoon, and 10 others like this.
  9. Visit  pma.rn profile page
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    It will start this Teusday. Yeah!

    6 words right?
    sparklie.lady, noreenl, canigraduate, and 1 other like this.
  10. Visit  SHERU99 profile page
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    All the very best...
  11. Visit  canigraduate profile page
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    Still have to pass the NCLEX....

    Want to get started very soon...

    Terrified I will make a mistake...

    I am tired of nursing school...

    That's it. I can't make up anything funny today. I am too worried about passing my last semester, passing the NCLEX, and getting a job!
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  12. Visit  nrsdolphin profile page
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    Twelve more great years to retirement!
  13. Visit  No Stars In My Eyes profile page
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    Quote from canigraduate
    Still have to pass the NCLEX....

    Want to get started very soon...

    Terrified I will make a mistake...

    I am tired of nursing school...

    That's it. I can't make up anything funny today. I am too worried about passing my last semester, passing the NCLEX, and getting a job!
    You did just fine!
    They don't have to be funny! No pressure! If you'll look at the thread's start, my first example wasn't funny AT ALL! The original book "Not Exactly What I Had In Mind" has some pretty tragic entries, as a matter of fact. What fascinates me is how much can be conveyed in just six words.
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  14. Visit  nursebri profile page
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    Not what I thought it was!

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