My name is Chim-Chim Apple Hiney

Fun for a giggle...This only takes a minute. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not. Here is your dose of humour...Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names.

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name: > a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gadget > e = crusty f = greasy > g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = stinky > k = flunky l = boobie > m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus > q = slimy r = loopy > s = snotty t = tootie u = dorkey v = squeezit > w = oprah x = skipper > y = dinky z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

> a = apple b = toilet c = giggle d = burger > e = girdle f = barf > g = lizard h = waffle i = cyote j = monkey k > = potty l = liver > m = banana n = rhino o = bubble p = hamster q = > toad r = gizzard > s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle > w = chuckle x = tofu > y = gorilla z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of > your new last name:

a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = > tush f = breath > g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker > k = butt l = brain > m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney p = biscuits q = > toes r = buns > s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = kisser > w = squirt x = humperdinck > y = brains z = juice > > Thus, for example, John Howards new name is Cheeseball Bubblehead. > >

Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject.