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Nov 23, 2002 04:12 PM

Kitchen Wisdom

by ptnurse

A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious!

No husband has ever been shot while doing dishes.

A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.

If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap.

Thou shalt not weigh more than they refrigerator.

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.

Help keep the kitchen clean--eat out!

Housework done properly, can kill you.

Countless numbers of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.

My next house will have on kitchen--just vending machines.


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No. 1
from Mkue
Old Nov 23, 2002, 04:19 PM

A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.

my favorite, so true

thanks ptnurse
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No. 2
from moz
Old Nov 23, 2002, 05:02 PM

I like #2, and #3 is my favorite also, and oh so true, especially this week!!! UUGGG! He is like having another 3 year old in the house sometimes!!
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No. 3
Old Nov 26, 2002, 12:31 PM

Funny!
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No. 4
from jdomep
Old Nov 26, 2002, 01:47 PM

Here is one more (My mom gave me on a Kitchen Magnet)

"Dull women have immaculate houses"

A motto to live by in my book
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No. 5
from RNsweetie
Old Nov 26, 2002, 03:22 PM

Your post couldn't have come at a better time Came home yesterday from school and looked at the house what a mess!!!!!! I'm easy fast and cheap, but not dull. sounds good to me.
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No. 6
from RN2B2005
Old Nov 26, 2002, 03:34 PM

My house has CHAOS...Can't Have Anyone Over Syndrome.

Anybody else have a husband/SO who honestly believes that a) toilets clean themselves and b) any garbage can other than the kitchen garbage can does not count as a garbage can, and thus does not have to be emptied? Oh, and here's a truly priceless comment from the husband last night (after I'd made a stir-fry with rice for dinner): "How come he [my 17 month old son] gets Spaghetti-O's?"
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No. 7
Old Nov 27, 2002, 07:49 PM

THIS is why we have a housekeeper.
Nobody likes to clean the house.
-Russell
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No. 8
from JBudd
Old Nov 29, 2002, 01:16 AM

Originally posted by Rustyhammer
THIS is why we have a housekeeper.
Nobody likes to clean the house.
-Russell
Can I come live with you?
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