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Intelligence Test Instructions: Write each of your answers down, it makes a difference! You will be allowed 10 minutes to complete the test. Write your answers in the spaces provided. Are you ready ? What is the time?

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1) Some months have 30 days,some months have 31 days. How many months have 28 days? ____________________

2) If a doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one pill every half hour, how long would it be before all the pills had been taken? ____________________

3) I went to bed at eight o'clock in the evening and wound up my clock and set the alarm to sound at nine o'clock in the morning. How many hours sleep would I get before being awoken by the alarm? ____________________

4) Divide 30 by half and add ten. What do you get?____________________

5) A farmer had 17 sheep. All but 9 died. How many live sheep were left? ___________________

6) If you had only one match and entered a COLD and DARK room, where there was an oil heater, an oil lamp and a candle, which would you light first? ____________________

7) A man builds a house with four sides of rectangular construction, each side having a southern exposure. A big bear comes along. What color is the bear? ____________________

8) Take 2 apples from 3 apples. What do you have? ___________________

9) How many animals of each species did Moses take with him in the Ark? ____________________

10) If you drove a bus with 43 people on board from Chicago and stopped at Pittsburg to pick up 7 more people and drop off 5 passengers and at Cleveland to drop off 8 passengers and pick up 4 more and eventually arrive at Philadelphia 20 hours later, what's the name of the driver? ____________________

Answers in the following article - no cheating now! GOOD LUCK!

Send answers to me @> [email protected] for answers...Really!

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Specializes in ER, Hospice, CCU, PCU.

Ok, I bit..........sent you my answers by E-mail. I've been a nurse for 25+ years....can I stay one???????????

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Specializes in ER, Hospice, CCU, PCU.

By-the-way Betts...Didn't you have one too many "o"'s in the Intro??? Thought that might be part of the test (she said with a smile)

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Yes Debby, I caught the "o's" also! Do you think that we're taught to be overanalytical as nurses???

OK, I sent my answers. Let the fun begin...

Heather

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egads, I am in primary school...that would explain my difficulty in Chemisty..lol 5 for me!

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Definitions: Read the Topic again with both in mind.

to=expressing motion towards;as far as; regarding; unto,upon; besides; compared with...

too=in addition; more than enough; moreover[stressed form of to]

the given here [stressed form of to]

think about it and reread the title or heading...

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I've received many replies,and I thank you but,not ONE has answered all questions. The purpose wasn't for fun. Look again, and READ closer. We must strive too look at everything, not just what we see with a glance but,all the things that aren't obvious.

When you walk into a client,patient,or residents room, what are you looking for? Those things that aren't obvious to an untrained eye; correct?

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:( :( :( I hate these!

It's 11:51 here

Heather

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Specializes in jack of all trades, master of none.

I just sent my answers. The time here is 11:01am. Took me 7 minutes to complete. I hope I didn't flunk. LOL :)

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Specializes in jack of all trades, master of none.

OH, jeez. I just saw a question that I missed. The answer is "YES."

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oh, i get it now, and I don't want to play. This is a giggle forum last time I checked. I wanted a laugh and I got one. It may surpise all of you to know that this little test if you want to call it that has been around for ages. I remember my english 8 teacher giving us one exactly the same except at the top it said. Read the instructions carefully. Down a ways it said put your name on the paper and turn it over. As you may have guessed everyone answered all of the questions.. the point, simple, read the question and know what it is asking...boring then,boring now!

It was way more fun having a laugh at the silliness of our brains. I thank God every day for my gift of laughter becuase it is the best medicine!

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Hey Betts,

I sent you my answers yesterday and I did have them all right! Instead of saying "you" for the last one, I said my name. :D

-Roberta

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