Nurses Humor
Published Aug 27, 2003
FranEMTnurse, CNA, LPN, EMT-I
3,619 Posts
Just a line to say I'm living, that I'm not among the dead,
though I'm getting more forgetful and mixed up in my head.
I got used to my arthritis, to my dentures I'm resigned.
I can manage my bifocals, but God, I miss my mind.
For sometimes I can't remember when I stand at the foot of the stairs,
if I must go up for something or have I just come down from there.
And, before the fridge so often, my poor mind is filled with doubt,
have I just put food away, or have I come to take some out?
And, there are times when it is dark, with my nightcap on my head,
I don't know if I'm retiring or just getting out of bed.
Oh if only I could get the bats out of my head.
gwenith, BSN, RN
3,755 Posts
Sounds familiar
donmurray
837 Posts
Yes, It's like deja vu all over again...
I've reached that delicate time of life where I have to take the Ginko to enable me to remember where I put the Viagra.........
I love your reply. :chuckle It's frightening though when you have to give meds, or do procedures. Something like Viagra given to an 85yo female, or Premarin to a man.
When I was discharged from the ER at a local hospital yesterday, my discharge orders were to place an ace bandage on my limb tid, and keep it elevated, and resume my current meds. I was taken there for pain control R/T post thrombotic syndrome.
VivaLasViejas, ASN, RN
22 Articles; 9,987 Posts
Yeah, I just love those "midlife moments".......I've never done anything truly stupid at work (probably the ol' survival instinct kicking in there), but at home I'd forget my own name if I didn't have six other people around to remind me of who I am!