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Aug 26, 2003 07:44 PM

I Can't Remember

by Franemtnurse Platinum Member

Just a line to say I'm living, that I'm not among the dead,
though I'm getting more forgetful and mixed up in my head.

I got used to my arthritis, to my dentures I'm resigned.
I can manage my bifocals, but God, I miss my mind.

For sometimes I can't remember when I stand at the foot of the stairs,
if I must go up for something or have I just come down from there.


And, before the fridge so often, my poor mind is filled with doubt,
have I just put food away, or have I come to take some out?

And, there are times when it is dark, with my nightcap on my head,
I don't know if I'm retiring or just getting out of bed.

Oh if only I could get the bats out of my head.


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No. 1
from gwenith
Old Aug 27, 2003, 06:47 AM

Sounds familiar
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No. 2
from donmurray
Old Aug 30, 2003, 10:33 AM

Yes, It's like deja vu all over again...

I've reached that delicate time of life where I have to take the Ginko to enable me to remember where I put the Viagra.........
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No. 3
Old Aug 30, 2003, 09:35 PM

I love your reply. It's frightening though when you have to give meds, or do procedures. Something like Viagra given to an 85yo female, or Premarin to a man.
When I was discharged from the ER at a local hospital yesterday, my discharge orders were to place an ace bandage on my limb tid, and keep it elevated, and resume my current meds. I was taken there for pain control R/T post thrombotic syndrome.
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Old Aug 30, 2003, 09:42 PM

Yeah, I just love those "midlife moments".......I've never done anything truly stupid at work (probably the ol' survival instinct kicking in there), but at home I'd forget my own name if I didn't have six other people around to remind me of who I am!
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