Good * Bad * Worse

  1. Bad: You can't find your vibrator. Worse: Your daughter "borrowed" it.

    Bad: You find a porn movie in your son's room. Worse: You're in it.

    Bad: Your children are sexually active. Worse: With each other.

    Bad: Your husband's a crossdresser. Worse: He looks better than you.

    Bad: Your son's involved in Satanism. Worse: As a sacrifice.

    Bad: Your wife wants a divorce. Worse: She's a lawyer.

    Bad: Your wife's leaving you. Worse: For another woman.

    Bad: Your wife's leaving you. Worse: To enter a convent.

    Bad: Your wife's arrested for soliciting. Worse: She implicates you.

    Good: Hot outdoor sex. Bad: You're arrested. Worse: By your husband.

    Good: The postman's early. Bad: He's wearing camos and has an AK-47.

    Good: The secretary said "yes." Bad: Your wife says "no."

    Good: The teacher likes your son. Bad: Sexually. Worse: He's gay.

    Good: You came home for a quickie. Bad: So did the postman.

    Good: You came home for a quickie. Bad: Your wife walks in.

    Good: You get a three-day weekend. Bad: You get the flu on Friday.

    Good: You get tickets to the theatre. Bad: It's performance art.

    Good: You go to see a strip show. Bad: Your daughter's the headliner.

    Good: Your boyfriend's exercising. Bad: So he'll fit in your clothes.

    Good: Your car conveniently "runs out of gas." Bad: For real.

    Good: Your child's "waiting for Mr. Right". Bad: Your son, that is.

    Good: Your daughter's on the Pill. Bad: She's eleven.

    Good: Your neighbor exercises in the nude. Bad: He weighs 350 pounds.

    Good: Your son's doing extra credit work. Bad: Making a sex ed video.

    Good: Your uncle leaves you a fortune. Bad: It's counterfeit.

    Good: Your wife bought a porn video. Bad: Your daughter's the star.

    Good: Your wife likes outdoor sex. Bad: You live downtown.

    Good: Your wife meets you at the door nude. Bad: She's coming home.

    Good: Your wife's kinky. Bad: With the neighbors. Worse: All of them.
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  2. 13 Comments

  3. by   canoehead
    JMHO

    Off topic and in poor taste.
  4. by   SICU Queen
    I liked it.
  5. by   jamistlc
    It is humorous and appropriate. Do not mind those who do not appreciate humor! I needed a chuckle! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  6. by   ERNurse752
    hehehe
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  8. by   anitame
    Thanks! Just the laugh I needed after getting off work! Hysterical!! :roll
  9. by   Cindy_A
    It's humor, in the humor section. AND it's funny! Thanks for the laugh!
  10. by   traumaRUs
    Neat and (for the most part) toooo funny!
  11. by   night owl
    Thanks for the laugh betts! A great way to wake up!
  12. by   canoehead
    Hey I did say it was just my opinion. Everyone gets one and I'm outvoted. (Not the first time, won't be the last)
  13. by   RNforLongTime
    Very,very funny Betts...you always come up with the best stuff!!!
  14. by   Harleyhead
    very funny I loved it,

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