# Giving more than 100%??!! **Must Read!!! :)

1. Ever wonder about people who say they are giving more than a 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%?

Here is a little math that might prove helpful.

What makes life 100%?
IF: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

BUT: A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

and B U L L S H * T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close,

Attitude will get you there, and bullsh*t will take you over the top.

But look how far a**kissing will take you!!

A * * K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%

So the next time someone asks you to give more than 100%, you know what is required of you!

Just thought I'd Share!! Too Cute!
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3. Very cute, Monica.

Must say that **kissing is not my specialty. Never has been, never will be, so guess I'll have to stay in the Attitude category. :chuckle

Nighty night!
4. Hey, that's pretty cute!! No wonder it always seems like those that are kissing up have it made.....they are giving 118%!!! Sorry, I guess I won't make it to 118% for most of my life!
5. Me either.
I think I am on of the blatent non-conformists that refuse to get sucked into the "Klicks" of most things.
Attitude is better than scoring 118% as I see it. But ya know this holds true in so many cases!
6. Hahaha I LOVE that! Thanks for the chuckle.. it was much needed :P
7. This was so funny,, i hope you dont mind if i take this to work and make our floor the most productive in the facility??????
But of course out of eyeshot of the admin. we wouldnt want them to know we got their number now would we?
8. Please do.. Take it to work and have fun, Funny thing is I got this from TOP management in my job... cute heh??
9. A**kissing isn't my specialty either. Neither is Walking on Water which adds up to 173% ( according to figures above)
10. Very Cute.... 173% geez... them docs arent THAT good...(But who are we to tell them so)

Thanks for postin... ,
11. Hi again, was checkin in on this post.. Have a great day out there...
12. Originally posted by AussieAIN
A**kissing isn't my specialty either. Neither is Walking on Water which adds up to 173% ( according to figures above)
I didn't THINK that we took those courses in school!
13. I've heard numerous times that "they" want 110% What do you think that might be? Hmmmm....
14. Audreyfay........I think "they" want us to "dropdead" before we stop and actually realize how much more valuable we are than their "110% rule".