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:D I worked in a hospital clinic years ago, and grabbed the next patients chart to come back. I went out in the Lobby, looked at the name and said..."Holy Makeral"
Specializes in OR, OB, EM, Flight, ICU, PACU.......
Heard of one in L&D...English was NOT her first language. She named her Baby Nos Mo King. She apparently had read the "sign" all during labor.......NO SMOKING!

Went to school with a guy named William William Williams! Apparently it was a family name!

Also, knew a guy named Richard Head. Of course everyone always called him Dick!!!:p

I knew quite a few Dick Heads when I was in the Army, but that wasn't their given names.

Just saying..........:yeah:

Specializes in ICU, PICU, School Nursing, Case Mgt.

I also know a Richard Head...but he prefers to be called Rick....I wonder why?

Also, my first Ob/gyn was named Dr. Feely.....

Specializes in OR, OB, EM, Flight, ICU, PACU.......

I went to school also with girl named Candy Kaine. I seem to remember she was a year ahead of me. Also had a pair of twins while I was in Medic's school named Summer and Winter.

Some of my favorites:

Anesthesiologist named Paine,

Dentist named Butcher (he was!),

OB-Gyn named Love,

another OB named Bonebreak (go figure)

Optomitrist named Glass,

Trauma surgeon named Hurt,

Vetrinarian named Hurd,

That's all for now!

"and now, for something complerely diffferent!"

On my Pal Care rotation during school i worked with a Dr Careless :)

Specializes in ICU.

We have a GI doctor at our hospital named Dr. Brown. Makes me giggle every time! :lol2:

Grocery store chain in TX....started in Kerrville. Known as H.E.B. Stands for Harry E. Butt....his name is also on the library ... the Butt-Holdsworth Library :) Definitely a successful guy, and one of the "go-to" stores in TX. :)

Specializes in Med/Surg, DSU, Ortho, Onc, Psych.

Funniest one I saw was a palliative care doctor in France I think: his name was written Dr De'ath (pronounced DEE-AH-TH), reads as: Dr Death!

Specializes in Med/Surg, Geriatric, Hospice.

I've seen the name 'Candida' more than once. I actually knew a very snobbish woman named 'Candy', or Candida. :barf01:

Specializes in ICU.

Live where we have these twin physicians "Krohn" and they happen to be GI docs.

Also worked with a ER doc Dr. Dickout, poor guy we always gave him a hassle:p

My second husband's last name was Ross. So what.....well my name is Dianne. I spent 5 years getting called (and getting my mail addressed) Diana....Diana Ross. :clown: Of course I was a flight test engineer and my lead mechanic on that F-16 was Michael Jackson.

We were set up by the pilots....invited to happy hour at the O'Club. There was a live band. None the wiser, we were sitting at the bar enjoying our beverages when the band announced,"We understand that we have both Diana Ross and Michael Jackson here tonight.....!!!!' Groan! :rolleyes:

Then there was this Sergeant at a Fort I once lived on..... his son was a carrot top so they named him Red. His daughter was Christina (Chris). His name.....Sgt. Cross. Yep, the genius named his kids Red Cross and Chris Cross!:lol2:

i went to school with a girl names Margarita. but it was pronounced Margaret.

Another set of twins: Andrew (baby "A") and Balthazar! :eek: NO KIDDING!

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Balthazar is actually a pretty common name in Mexico and Central America (where im from)

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