Funny Signs

  1. [color=#ff0080][color=#ff0080]sign over a gynecologist's office:
    "dr. jones, at your cervix."


    in a podiatrist's office:
    "time wounds all heels."
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    on a septic tank truck in oregon :
    yesterday's meals on wheels


    on another septic tank truck:
    "we're #1 in the #2 business"
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    at a proctologist's door:
    [color=maroon][color=maroon]"to expedite your visit please back in."
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    on a plumber's truck:
    "we repair what your husband fixed."
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    on another plumber's truck:
    "don't sleep with a drip. call your plumber.."
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    on a church's billboard:
    "7 days without god makes one weak."
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    at a tire shop in milwaukee:
    "invite us to your next blowout."
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    on a plastic surgeon's office door:
    "hello. can we pick your nose?"
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    at a towing company:
    "we don't charge an arm and a leg. we want tows."
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    on an electrician's truck:
    "let us remove your shorts."
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    in a nonsmoking area:
    "if we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
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    on a maternity room door:
    "push. push. push."
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    at an optometrist's office:
    "if you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
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    [color=#080000][color=#080000]on a taxidermist's window:
    "we really know our stuff."
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    on a fence:
    "salesmen welcome! dog food is expensive!"
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    at a car dealership:
    "the best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
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    outside a muffler shop:
    "no appointment necessary we hear you coming."
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    in a veterinarian's waiting room:
    "be back in 5 minutes. sit! stay!"
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    at the electric company:
    "we would be delighted if you send in your payment.
    however, if you don't, you will be."
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    in a restaurant window:
    "don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."
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    in the front yard of a funeral home:
    "drive carefully. we'll wait."

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    at a propane filling station,
    "thank heaven for little grills."
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    [color=#cc33cc][color=#cc33cc]and don't forget the sign at a [color=#cc33cc][color=#cc33cc]chicago[color=#cc33cc][color=#cc33cc] radiator shop:
    [color=#3366ff][color=#3366ff]"[color=#3366ff][color=#3366ff] best place in town to take a leak
    [color=#3366ff]
    [color=#3366ff]cheerz my lovies,
    [color=#3366ff]
    [color=#3366ff]your poopsie
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  2. 4 Comments

  3. by   compassion1
    Love it Fran! LOL! Thanks a lot!
  4. by   MedSurgeMess
    the local casket manufacturer in our area has semi trailers that say

    drive safely, heaven can wait
  5. by   Ted
    Very Funny! Very clever! :chuckle

    Cheers!

    Ted
  6. by   Jessy_RN
    Who came up with this.....lol

    Yes, very clever indeed.

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