Funniest real orders you have seen in a chart?

Originally posted by canna42
This wasn't an order a Dr wrote but was a diagnosis on an ER chart. Female patient came in with an ulcer on her leg...badly infected. On the er record our doc wrote for diagnosis...copious ***** drainage..ha ha ha totally left off where ...laughed until we cried. Next time he worked of course we brought it to his attention. The look on his face was priceless. Afterall you cannot alter a permanent record.

Originally posted by Darlene K.
We had a child come in with a bead in his ear. After we removed it; the discharge order read "don't do that again."

Originally posted by dv8rn
Foley to dependant drainage. What do they think we'll do, hook it up to wall suction?!!