A frog walks into a bank...

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A Frog walks into a bank...

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?" (you're gonna love this) (its a real treat) ( a masterpiece) (wait for it) The bank manager looks back at her and says... "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone." (You're singing it, aren't you?)

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Specializes in Obstetrics, M/S, Psych.

BWAAA!!! Love it!! :rotfl: :rotfl:

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cute! very cute! :chuckle

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Thanks for the laugh!!!!!!

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The boy who gave me my first "real" kiss used to tell me this joke ALL THE TIME! Wow...thanks for the memories. Wonder where he is now! :confused:

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A chicken walks into a book store going "book, book, [pause[ book, book" After a time it selects a book and leaves. This goes on day after day until finally the store owner follows it. Off the go through town and down to the river bank where the chicken drops the book. A frog jumps out of the water and on to the book, it looks at the itle then at the chicken and goes "Readit, Readit."

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Oh.... my.... gosh!

LOL LOL LOL!

Dave

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Too Cute!!

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LOL! Too funny! :D

K

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:rotfl: crazzzzzzzy

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Specializes in Hemodialysis, Home Health.

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrr !!!!! :rotfl:

those were great !!! thanx for the early morning laugh !!!

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Specializes in Geriatrics, LTC.

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

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