Evil Nursing Student (Thanks for posting the link gypsie!)

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I would so do this.

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heheheheheh ohh that felt soo good hey how about a reactal hmm

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That's hilarious!

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Specializes in ER.

Had a real good one when i was on orientation...Had to give Labetolol 20 mg ivp.. i know to give slloooww... preceptor watching me clamp off / NS and procede to inject what she thought to be 20 mg at once!! hilarious!! goes for my hand before she realizes i already had the syringe off!!!! SO FUNNY.!! we laugh all the time about it...she says she glad i already knew ...she just didn't know!! :roll:roll

without intending to ,, i got her GOOD!!

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I got one for you...

When I was put in charge for the very first time, I assigned a nursing assistant to administer a fleets enema to a resident, I asked if she was comfortable doing so since she was a new employee and she said yes, she had done it before. So off she went, a few minutes later she came out and asked for my assistance, so I went down and met her outside the room and asked her what the difficulty was and she said the resident wouldn't open their mouth!!!:eek:

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I got one for you...

When I was put in charge for the very first time, I assigned a nursing assistant to administer a fleets enema to a resident, I asked if she was comfortable doing so since she was a new employee and she said yes, she had done it before. So off she went, a few minutes later she came out and asked for my assistance, so I went down and met her outside the room and asked her what the difficulty was and she said the resident wouldn't open their mouth!!!:eek:

OMG that's terrible lol.

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Specializes in ICU, SDU, OR, RR, Ortho, Hospice RN.
OMG that's terrible lol.

:lol2: Sorry but that all got me giggling...

Okkkkkkkkkkk I had a patient that told me that @#@$$%^ Suppository hurt like H*lllllllll.... On investigation (AND after thorough explanation) I found out he gave it to himself with the foil ON... Ummmmmmm shall we say ouchies!!!!!:nono:

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:lol2: Sorry but that all got me giggling...

Okkkkkkkkkkk I had a patient that told me that @#@$$%^ Suppository hurt like H*lllllllll.... On investigation (AND after thorough explanation) I found out he gave it to himself with the foil ON... Ummmmmmm shall we say ouchies!!!!!:nono:

Well... I remember once... when I projectile vomiting a few years back the doctor had given me sopositories for nausea because it was that bad. (I actualy think it was to get back at me for throwing up on his jacket)... well... he didn't tell me and it definately wasn't on the label that you should warm em up first and wet them to make them go up easier... well... I ended up not being able to urinate because of the pressure it caused.... that was not a fun experience. Needless to say I made sure that PCP understood that the next time something like that happens that he would have more to worry about than what I had for lunch.

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Specializes in ICU, SDU, OR, RR, Ortho, Hospice RN.
Well... I remember once... when I projectile vomiting a few years back the doctor had given me sopositories for nausea because it was that bad. (I actualy think it was to get back at me for throwing up on his jacket)... well... he didn't tell me and it definately wasn't on the label that you should warm em up first and wet them to make them go up easier... well... I ended up not being able to urinate because of the pressure it caused.... that was not a fun experience. Needless to say I made sure that PCP understood that the next time something like that happens that he would have more to worry about than what I had for lunch.

Hmmmmmmmm not being able to urinate!!:uhoh21: Ummmmmmm dare I ask where it went? :lol2: Nooooooooooo don't answer I am too young LOL:uhoh3:

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Hmmmmmmmm not being able to urinate!!:uhoh21: Ummmmmmm dare I ask where it went? :lol2: Nooooooooooo don't answer I am too young LOL:uhoh3:

lol, it went were it was supposed to (I'm a male...... if i had missed there is probably something wrong with me.)

But the pressure it caused by getting stuck in the dryness of my constipation caused excess pressure which made it very difficult for me to urinate lol.

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Specializes in ICU, SDU, OR, RR, Ortho, Hospice RN.
lol, it went were it was supposed to (I'm a male...... if i had missed there is probably something wrong with me.)

But the pressure it caused by getting stuck in the dryness of my constipation caused excess pressure which made it very difficult for me to urinate lol.

LOL Knew you were a male... I am laughing my head off here... So relieved it was ummmm errrrrrrr deposited in the right orifice. LOL Was a taddy worried about the pressure thought the ummm wrong errrrr hole was blocked :lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2: Ok I will try and behave!:devil:

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I got one for you...

When I was put in charge for the very first time, I assigned a nursing assistant to administer a fleets enema to a resident, I asked if she was comfortable doing so since she was a new employee and she said yes, she had done it before. So off she went, a few minutes later she came out and asked for my assistance, so I went down and met her outside the room and asked her what the difficulty was and she said the resident wouldn't open their mouth!!!:eek:

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

leslie

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