Diets and Dying

  1. Here's the final word on nutrition and health.
    It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical
    studies.

    Diets & Dying
    * The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

    * The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

    * The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart
    attacks than the British or Americans.

    * The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer
    fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

    CONCLUSION:
    Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
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  2. 11 Comments

  3. by   sleepqd
    You die of having lived.
  4. by   knowlegzseekr
    Originally posted by andylane78
    Here's the final word on nutrition and health.
    It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical
    studies.

    Diets & Dying
    * The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

    * The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

    * The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart
    attacks than the British or Americans.

    * The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer
    fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

    CONCLUSION:
    Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.


    :kiss :chuckle :roll
  5. by   stressedlpn
    love it lol
  6. by   nrs2bme
    lol!!!
    I guess I could just start speaking Spanish and I'd be ok!!!
    S
  7. by   RNConnieF
    LOL, that's as good as my "White mice get CA from EVERYTHING"
  8. by   Jazzdog
    Eat well, Exercise, Get plenty of sleep, Have no distress, Die anyway.
  9. by   live4today
    DEATH is inevitable as there is NO known cure for that stage of existence, so if whether we eat healthy or not.....we're all taking that lonesome trip one of these breaths we breathe.......or would that be one of those breaths we won't breathe???
  10. by   donmurray
    "Good health is just dying as slowly as possible" anon.
  11. by   zumalong
    We spend all our lives waiting for the one aliment that will kill us anyway.
  12. by   nurseratchett29
    EVERYONE DIES OF CARDIAC ARREST.
  13. by   cactus wren
    as we are all born terminal, it`s amazing that anyone can ever get life insurance

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