Chinese Proverbs

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

There are others, but if I posted them, I might get TOS'D....