Changing Lightbulbs - Revisited

  1. How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
    Just one, but it takes three years and the lightbulb has to REALLY WANT to change.

    How many orthopods does it take to change a lightbulb?
    "Lightbulb? It ain't got no bones, I don't know anything about that!" And there won't be any documentation of the procedure after it is done.

    How many interns does it take to change a lightbulb?
    At least two, and they need 30 minutes so they can both look up the procedure in the "Scut Monkey" book and agree on what needs to be done. Then 10 more minutes to find a nurse to confirm what the book says. Then the nurse will do it, so it doesn't get screwed up, with the 'terns telling the attending that it was the nurse's fault. Besides, s/he knows he/she will end up redoing it anyhow.

    How many cardiothoracic surgeons does it take to change a lightbulb?
    Just one. He holds the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.

    How many nurses does it take to change a lightbulb?
    None. Nurses ain't scared of the dark.

    OK, so these are old, but I thought they needed repeating.

    Kevin McHugh
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  2. 14 Comments

  3. by   donmurray
    How many fundamentalists does it take to change a lightbulb?
    None. Lightbulbs aren't mentioned in the Bible.
  4. by   WashYaHands
    How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb?
    None. They never get the house anyway.
  5. by   RNConnieF
    How many "womens libers" does it take to change a light bulb?
    12- 1 to change the bulb and 11 to form a support group.
  6. by   donmurray
    How many Doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?
    That depends on whether it has health insurance.
  7. by   donmurray
    How many Christians does it take to change a lightbulb?
    Three, but they're really only one.
  8. by   donmurray
    How many evolutionists does it take to change a lightbulb?
    Only one, but it takes 3 million years.
  9. by   OBNURSEHEATHER
    Originally posted by WashYaHands
    How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb?
    None. They never get the house anyway.
    :chuckle :roll

    I LOVE IT!

    Heather
  10. by   donmurray
    HAhaha!
    How many pygmies does it take to change a lightbulb?
    At least three....
  11. by   LasVegasRN
    How many chiropractors does it take to change a lightbulb?
    One. But it takes 23 visits.
  12. by   donmurray
    How many Pro-Lifers does it take to change a lightbulb?
    Six. Two to screw it in, and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they started screwing.
  13. by   babynursewannab
    donmurray-

    TOO FUNNY!
  14. by   micro
    How many __________ does it take to wallpaper a room?

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