Changing Lightbulbs - Revisited

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one, but it takes three years and the lightbulb has to REALLY WANT to change.

How many orthopods does it take to change a lightbulb?
"Lightbulb? It ain't got no bones, I don't know anything about that!" And there won't be any documentation of the procedure after it is done.

How many interns does it take to change a lightbulb?
At least two, and they need 30 minutes so they can both look up the procedure in the "Scut Monkey" book and agree on what needs to be done. Then 10 more minutes to find a nurse to confirm what the book says. Then the nurse will do it, so it doesn't get screwed up, with the 'terns telling the attending that it was the nurse's fault. Besides, s/he knows he/she will end up redoing it anyhow.

How many cardiothoracic surgeons does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one. He holds the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.

How many nurses does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. Nurses ain't scared of the dark.

OK, so these are old, but I thought they needed repeating.

Kevin McHugh