All Mixed Up!

[Cindy_A]

My dear husband sent this to me.......

ALL MIXED UP

Two doctors were in a hospital one day complaining about Nurse Cindy. "She's incredibly mixed up," said one doctor. "She does everything absolutely backwards."

"Just last week I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of morphine every 10 hours. She gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours. He damn near died on us."

The second doctor said, "That's nothing. Earlier this week, I told her to give a patient an enema every 24 hours. She tried to give him 24 enemas in one hour! The guy damn near exploded."

Suddenly,they hear this blood-curdling scream from down the hall. "Oh my God!" said the first doctor, "I just realized I told Nurse Cindy to prick Mr. Smith's boil."

[akwesook]

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[leslie :-D]

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

leslie

[Diary/Dairy, RN]

LMAO!!!!

:lol2:

[Sabby_NC]

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Ummmm Cindy my monitor is dripping coffee!!!!

*makes note to self* do NOT read Cindy's posts with liquid in my mouth LOL

[cucciolla22]

now THATS mixed up

[honeyko247]

Hi Everyone! I have started as a Volunteer Nurse last week in one of the hospitals here in our province. The chief nurse has assigned me to medicine ward but I wanted to be transfered to the ER..I really Find ER as one of the most interesting and challenging areas in the hospital...As a Novice in the field, what should I do? what are the things That I have to remember by heart so that I will be competent in the area that I have chosen..on the other hand, I'm also interested In Critical Care Nursing, do you think being assigned in the ICU Is also good?

[honeyko247]

True knowledge exists in knowing that you don't know nothing. And in knowing that you don't know nothing, that makes you the smartest of all..

by Socrates