2nd Nursing Cartoon caption contest - win $100 - page 3

back by popular demand! our first caption contest was a huge hit, we received hundreds of messages to run another contest, so here it is. good afternoon nurses, your misson, should you choose... Read More

  1. by   RN2MSNasap

    "oh please wise guru... please impart your wisdom so i shall be able to take break and go home on time!"
  2. by   Cessna172
    Did you lose your hands climbing up here too?
  3. by   Pia Mater
    New and improved "Rock Cammode" The best commode for your patients with C-Diff. Now only $19.95 +$1,000 S/H
  4. by   jesusfreak729
    Mr. Moses, I said medicate, not meditate. Now come down and take your meds.
  5. by   agldragonRN

    psych patient: red bull does give you wings!!
  6. by   LuLu_Lemon

    sir, i promise i'll be gentle with the de-compaction
  7. by   agldragonRN
    this is what happens after working 12 hours shift and drinking red bull. you start to believe that you have wings and chase the white hermit up the hill.
  8. by   nursefrances
    uhhh..Mr Smith? It's time to go back to your room and finish that Golytley now. And let's put a gown back on you and take off that sheet.
  9. by   NurseLCoop
    AlmightyG: "What the....."
    Steve: "Yea since you couldnt answer my prayers down there , i figured i'd come to you up close and personal . My jobs getting tough"
    AlmightyG: "Yeah, your not the first"
  10. by   UrgentCareUrsula
    And you thought YOUR Administrator was difficult to connect with!!!!
  11. by   Cessna172
    so this is where the stork dropped you seventy-five years ago.

  12. by   dgh1009
    Caption: Oh, great guru, what is the secret of great time management?
    Answer: You're asking me? Seriously?
  13. by   LemonIndiscretion

    Student: "Oh Lord! I finally crawled and scratched my way up. I also completed 6 years of nursing school, spent the last 8 years bathing and feeding people, worked overnights weekends and holidays. I just graduated... Can I get a job now so I start learning about being a nurse."
    Lord: Yeah... about that... I forgot to tell you, you don't have any experience or skills yet. Why don't you climb back down and climb back up everyday for the next 8 months and we'll talk about it then.
    Last edit by LemonIndiscretion on Mar 14, '12 : Reason: typos!