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2nd Nursing Cartoon caption contest - win $100 - page 3

back by popular demand! our first caption contest was a huge hit, we received hundreds of messages to run another contest, so here it is. good afternoon nurses, your misson, should you choose... Read More

  1. Visit  RN2MSNasap profile page

    "oh please wise guru... please impart your wisdom so i shall be able to take break and go home on time!"
    AnonRNC, Fuzzy, KelRN215, and 5 others like this.
  2. Visit  Cessna172 profile page
    Did you lose your hands climbing up here too?
  3. Visit  Pia Mater profile page
    New and improved "Rock Cammode" The best commode for your patients with C-Diff. Now only $19.95 +$1,000 S/H
    Cessna172 likes this.
  4. Visit  jesusfreak729 profile page
    Mr. Moses, I said medicate, not meditate. Now come down and take your meds.
  5. Visit  agldragonRN profile page

    psych patient: red bull does give you wings!!
  6. Visit  LuLu_Lemon profile page

    sir, i promise i'll be gentle with the de-compaction
  7. Visit  agldragonRN profile page
    this is what happens after working 12 hours shift and drinking red bull. you start to believe that you have wings and chase the white hermit up the hill.
  8. Visit  nursefrances profile page
    uhhh..Mr Smith? It's time to go back to your room and finish that Golytley now. And let's put a gown back on you and take off that sheet.
  9. Visit  NurseLCoop profile page
    AlmightyG: "What the....."
    Steve: "Yea since you couldnt answer my prayers down there , i figured i'd come to you up close and personal . My jobs getting tough"
    AlmightyG: "Yeah, your not the first"
    kk2021 likes this.
  10. Visit  UrgentCareUrsula profile page
    And you thought YOUR Administrator was difficult to connect with!!!!
    midnightnursecare, AnonRNC, kk2021, and 4 others like this.
  11. Visit  Cessna172 profile page
    so this is where the stork dropped you seventy-five years ago.

  12. Visit  dgh1009 profile page
    Caption: Oh, great guru, what is the secret of great time management?
    Answer: You're asking me? Seriously?
    Epic_RN likes this.
  13. Visit  LemonIndiscretion profile page

    Student: "Oh Lord! I finally crawled and scratched my way up. I also completed 6 years of nursing school, spent the last 8 years bathing and feeding people, worked overnights weekends and holidays. I just graduated... Can I get a job now so I start learning about being a nurse."
    Lord: Yeah... about that... I forgot to tell you, you don't have any experience or skills yet. Why don't you climb back down and climb back up everyday for the next 8 months and we'll talk about it then.
    Last edit by LemonIndiscretion on Mar 14, '12 : Reason: typos!
    Lev <3, martinalpn, and SammiJoRNBSN like this.