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2nd Nursing Cartoon caption contest - win $100 - page 2

back by popular demand! our first caption contest was a huge hit, we received hundreds of messages to run another contest, so here it is. good afternoon nurses, your misson, should you choose... Read More

  1. Visit  Nurse Connie profile page
    #13 7
    i'm god, i don't need a colonoscopy!

  2. Visit  NurseHotFlash profile page

    sorry to bother you at home doctor, but could we get an order for a stat ekg for room 302?
    Last edit by brian on Mar 13, '12 : Reason: formatting
  3. Visit  SarahLVN profile page
    #15 0
    If your blood pressure is as high as this mountain, I'll go back down and get your meds!
  4. Visit  tnbutterfly profile page
    #16 2
    I feel like this shift has been an uphill battle all the way. WHEW am I glad to finally see the top.
  5. Visit  tnbutterfly profile page
    #17 7
    This doc really has a God complex. He even makes us struggle to climb up to his level.
  6. Visit  2bEsqtoRN profile page
    #18 5
    Quote from brian

    "There you are, Bob! Don't you know there ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough and ain't no river wide enough to keep me from you..."
  7. Visit  2bEsqtoRN profile page
    #19 3
    Quote from brian

    "God, I know you're trying to find your way back to Heaven but Earth is your new home now. Now come down so we can get you back on your meds..."
  8. Visit  tnbutterfly profile page
    #20 3
    AHA........I thought I might find you here, Mr. Moses, after I mentioned we need to order some new tablets........
  9. Visit  P_RN profile page
    #21 4
    "Just as I thought..You can't see a thing up here in your IVORY TOWER"
  10. Visit  Liddle Noodnik profile page
    #22 5
    "master! what must i do to achieve eternal happiness!"

    "well, first of all, nimrod, you will have to come back after your shift. your half hour lunch is over already!"
  11. Visit  superbug profile page
    #23 5
    No, I'm not Maslow! Who is this person anyway?!
  12. Visit  karymc profile page
    #24 1
    After a night shift ...... Okay Morpheus come to me !!!
  13. Visit  thedon781978 profile page
    #25 3
    Quote from liddle noodnik

    "yay, i'm going to heaven. wait, why am i in my scrubs? where are my hands? oh no, (sigh)"