2nd Nursing Cartoon caption contest - win $100 - page 2

back by popular demand! our first caption contest was a huge hit, we received hundreds of messages to run another contest, so here it is. good afternoon nurses, your misson, should you choose... Read More

  1. by   Nurse Connie
    i'm god, i don't need a colonoscopy!

  2. by   NurseHotFlash

    sorry to bother you at home doctor, but could we get an order for a stat ekg for room 302?
    Last edit by brian on Mar 13, '12 : Reason: formatting
  3. by   SarahLVN
    If your blood pressure is as high as this mountain, I'll go back down and get your meds!
  4. by   tnbutterfly
    I feel like this shift has been an uphill battle all the way. WHEW am I glad to finally see the top.
  5. by   tnbutterfly
    This doc really has a God complex. He even makes us struggle to climb up to his level.
  6. by   2bEsqtoRN
    Quote from brian

    "There you are, Bob! Don't you know there ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough and ain't no river wide enough to keep me from you..."
  7. by   2bEsqtoRN
    Quote from brian

    "God, I know you're trying to find your way back to Heaven but Earth is your new home now. Now come down so we can get you back on your meds..."
  8. by   tnbutterfly
    AHA........I thought I might find you here, Mr. Moses, after I mentioned we need to order some new tablets........
  9. by   P_RN
    "Just as I thought..You can't see a thing up here in your IVORY TOWER"
  10. by   Liddle Noodnik
    "master! what must i do to achieve eternal happiness!"

    "well, first of all, nimrod, you will have to come back after your shift. your half hour lunch is over already!"
  11. by   superbug
    No, I'm not Maslow! Who is this person anyway?!
  12. by   karymc
    After a night shift ...... Okay Morpheus come to me !!!
  13. by   thedon781978
    Quote from liddle noodnik

    "yay, i'm going to heaven. wait, why am i in my scrubs? where are my hands? oh no, (sigh)"