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Hi! Thanks for checking out my page. I've been a member of allnurses since Apr 8th, '11. I have no blogs or journals to follow, but you are welcome to find me on the threads I follow, where I love humor and silliness to counter the seriousness of life. Feel free to chime in. Currently work PD/Geriatrics.

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  • Dec 7

    Quote from la_chica_suerte85
    Like hell it ain't!!

    OOPS! Typo alert! "cafeina"

  • Dec 7

    Quote from Davey Do
    Speaking of coffee, I watched the movie "Frozen Dreams of Winter" the other day.

    A young detective asked a seasoned one for advice. The seasoned detective replied, "Coffee is no substitute for sleep".

    How simply profound.

    Like hell it ain't!!

  • Dec 7

    Quote from OldDude
    Now THAT is hot!!

  • Dec 7

    Quote from Davey Do
    I'm working with both Eleanor and Rooty Payne tonight, and gave each one of them a copy of the cartoons above.

    I told Eleanor that you miss her, Farawyn. Eleanor is never at a loss for words and replied,
    Now THAT is hot!!

  • Dec 7

    I'm working with both Eleanor and Rooty Payne tonight, and gave each one of them a copy of the cartoons above.

    Quote from Farawyn
    I miss Eleanor.
    I told Eleanor that you miss her, Farawyn. Eleanor is never at a loss for words and replied,

  • Dec 7

    My Work Wife gave me permission to use her real name if I wished for AN.com, but I like to use the name the real Jacob Rockstar gave her after a meeting when she referred to him as "Jason". Eleanor apologized and Jacob said, "that's okay- Eleanor". The name Jacob gave became a running joke.

    Back before we were given our own personal keys for the psych units, we would ring the doorbell to be let in. I would often open the door for Eleanor, and this was a typical exchange we would have:

  • Dec 7

    Eleanor is Davey's Work Wife!

  • Dec 6
  • Dec 6

    Here's a cartoon with a verbatim conversation Eleanor and I had some years ago when she first got to really know me:

  • Dec 6

    Quote from No Stars In My Eyes
    Here is # 22,169.
    Thank you, No Stars, I will always hold dear in my heart Like #22,169.

    Speaking of Likes, it has been aforementioned on this thread that all staff working on the geriatric psych unit, due to the high number of patient falls, are required to wear gait belts at all times.

    There are an array of video cameras placed throughout areas on all the psych units for monitoring. These cameras can be monitored from various places, such as the nurses station and security. The director of the psych department, Amy Ministrator, can even monitor from her home. On different occasions, in the middle of the night, Amy has telephoned in and made comments as to an occurrence taking place on one of the psych units. This has caused staff to be aware that Big Sister is watching.



    These are Rooty Payne's actual words...

  • Dec 5
  • Dec 2

    As I was leaving the hospital after work the other day, I had a short interaction with the unknown nurse and I believe she truly appreciated the reality orientation intervention.

  • Dec 2

    Quote from Farawyn
    Davey, switch to decaf.
    Speaking of coffee, I watched the movie "Frozen Dreams of Winter" the other day.

    A young detective asked a seasoned one for advice. The seasoned detective replied, "Coffee is no substitute for sleep".

    How simply profound.


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