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  1. Just starting this thread for anyone who wants to know what different hospitals start their new grads at. Middle...
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    Forum: Tennessee Nursing
  2. I don't think makeup is really the issue for me anyway. But if a nurse came to my bedside to care for and she was smelling...
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    Forum: General Nursing Discussion
  3. to the smokers i work with, please do yourselves and patients a favor by brushing your teeth after smoking. the smell of...
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    Forum: General Nursing Discussion
  4. She is talking about pouring for the NEXT shift!. It's the oncoming nurses that are not happy..........:eek: OP once...
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    Forum: Nursing and Patient Medications
  5. I was just about to respond and then I saw that post about pouring other peoples meds and I thought...
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    Forum: Nursing and Patient Medications
  6. They're passing meds prepared by someone ELSE??!!! :eek: That's even scarier than prepouring. How does anybody know exactly...
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    Forum: Nursing and Patient Medications
  7. The H & P read " the patient uses a homo tube..." (home o2). A nurse's note read " the resident ate two bowels of...
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    Forum: Nursing Humor / Share Jokes
  8. An "FYI" sticky in a the treatment MAR: "Per family request, leave window open when in the room giving care. Open when you...
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    Forum: Nursing Humor / Share Jokes
  9. A new student nurse once charted "sitting up in bed watching basketball game on tv. Score 24 to 14"
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  10. That is so funny. I was working one night, when one of my CNAs who had a higher regard for herself then the rest of us did,...
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    Forum: Nursing Humor / Share Jokes
  11. I used to do QA for a medical transcription company, and have seen a lot of bad charting. One that sticks out is a chief...
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    Forum: Nursing Humor / Share Jokes
  12. how about this one; pt is a quad, vent dependent resp set at 16 and has a foley yet they charted rep 20 assisted oob...
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  13. From the physician's notes about a first-time pregant, newly admitted OB patient: "Patient is a 26-year old primate".:rotfl:
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  14. I have to pay attention when I chart. If someone is talking, even though i am not consciously hearing, my mind listens to...
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  15. last night a secretary put in for frequency under vital sign " q * sh#t one of the nurses aids brought me a set of vs's at...
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  16. How about this one? "Patient has been living with her mother for the last 15 years, who is deceased.":eek:
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  17. Speaking of the healing wonders of Tylenol...I work nights in the ER, and it can get hairy, even at 0300 in the am. We also...
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  18. I saw a neuro surgeon's notes once that said, among other things, that the pt's LOC had decreased and he needed to go to the...
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    Forum: Nursing Humor / Share Jokes
  19. Not a blooper, just read as a blooper. I work in a group home for MR patients. One patient (who is blind) went to her...
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    Forum: Nursing Humor / Share Jokes
  20. I was reading the progress notes on a pt. who had just arrived on our floor. He was admitted with shortness of breath and a...
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    Forum: Nursing Humor / Share Jokes
  21. As an RN student I had a patient with positive pedal pulses on every shift during his 2 week stay. However, he was a double...
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  22. Seen in my pts chart this evening: Please Toilet Mouth. Thank you. Had the unit in stitches. What do we do, put toilet...
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    Forum: Nursing Humor / Share Jokes
  23. Postop pt came to our floor with MD order: "Foley to low wall suction". :uhoh3:
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  24. And then there was the ER doc who charted: "Both breasts equal and reactive to light and accommodation." ya gotta laugh! ...
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  25. We had two pts with almost exactly the same name (one letter off) .However one was male Leslie . And the other was female...
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  26. oops another... Cardiologist discussing the need for a "catheterization" with a very HOH older patient. Doc...
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  27. Had one tonight - Lidoderm patch to scalp. This patient has a full head of hair! We could shave it off, but I think the...
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  28. i remember when i was supervising a student nurse.told her to monitor our patient's I&O and make sure it's written in the...
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  29. An actual order in a patient's chart who was a very non-compliant diabetic refusing to eat his prescribed diet: Change...
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  30. Here are some of my favorites: 1. A patient had died and was found in this unfortunate condition by her physician during...
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  31. I do medicare charting and we frequently write "staff to assist pt with meals, ADL's" and etc.. Anyway I had just finished a...
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  32. This is from a chart of an elderly lady from one of our "Higher Learning Centers" who had had a mastectomy, has alzheimers,...
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  33. I was working in the ED last week when I had to call David ******* into triage who presented to the ED with vaginal...
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  34. I work with a new LPN who constantly gives Tylenol for our elderly patients, which is a good thing that she cares about...
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  35. I work with an older nurse who charts like she talks. A man was on go litely and she charted "on toilet-go litely working."
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