Tonight I was literally pooped upon

Thanks Suesquatch!
The way this thread is going, probably a giant pile of hopefully solid poop...
If I'm really really lucky a giant Hershey bar or a huge hot fudge sundae!

Kathy
sharpeimom

Who'd want to compete with her?

Whatta way to win though!!

Kathy
sharpeimom

A true Hannibal victory.

I just cleaned up the mother of all hairballs. Was that my prize?

Kathy
sharpeimom

The ultimate indignity?

They found me some scrubs, socks, slippers, an elderly bra but no underpants.
I finished my shift and went home in a pair of spare boxer shorts, graciously donated by an attending from his locker. Only problem was, they were huge and baggy and had to be pinned to my pants.
A real fashion statement when you're young...

Kathy
sharpeimom

I think after going through all of that your price might be that what often times may seem like a crisis to others will not shake you when you calmly go to take care of the problem.

I just started a new nurse aide class and they worked this past weekend after there first 16 hours, anyway the first thing they tell me in class is " I had no idea there was so much poop involved in this job" I got so tickled, remembering the first soap suds enema I gave in nursing school like 20 years ago, All my fellow students kept telling me get closer to her, and her stomach was rumbling and distented and sounded like a tin can jazz parade from New Orleans, anyways, not even a second as I pull this enema tip out, poop all over me, the wall behind me need I say more. at that point everyone is rolling in the hallways. Most of the nursing students had worked as nurse aides at this nursing home we did rotation at. Yes I agree sharpiemom wins no doubt-- I can almost smell that c-differous odorous from here lol. puuu-weeeee!!

One evening on the memory care unit, one of our aphasic residents, a very "good friend" of mine. walked up to me and offered me 2 perfectly formed "logs" in her hand. I quickly grabbed a tissue, took them from her, thanked her, and put them in the toilet. I figured I was lucky because (1) she handed insted of throwing, and (2) not squished at all. God, I love to hear this stuff!