Geriatric Humor

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Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited

about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss

the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they

go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter, Are you the

owner?"

The pharmacist answers "Yes".

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Jacob says to the pharmacist, "Great! We'd like to use this store as

our Bridal Registry."

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Specializes in Telemetry/Med Surg.

How cute! I hope you don't mind if I copy this and email it to some friends working in geriatrics.

:kiss

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Specializes in Hemodialysis, Home Health.

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That was GREAT, Fran !!! hee.............. !!!

p.s. ....LOVE your new avitar ! SO YOU !!! :D

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Specializes in 5 yrs OR, ASU Pre-Op 2 yr. ER.

LOL!!!! That was TOO funny!!

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Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..

suzy copy all you want

Jnette right on:D

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