Nursing t-shirt ideas

  1. Hello, I'm serving on student government at my nursing school and need an idea for a cool nursing school t-shirt. has anyone seen any really great ones? Any really funny nursing phrases, myths, etc.?
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  3. by   NeoNurseTX
    top ten list of why to become a nurse


    i've seen "not tonight..." on the front and "i have clinicals in the morning" on the back.

    and the oh-my-that-objectifies-nurses phrase of "nurses do it on the floor"
  4. by   NurseforPreggers
    I have a shirt that I really like, it has a syringe on the back and it says "Nurses call the shots"
  5. by   EMTandNurse2B
    How about a hilarous (I can't spell, to many classes today!), t-shirt? Such as the 10 reasons we are nursing students, followed by such things as:

    1. We don't like sleep anyway
    2. We really enjoy pressure ulcers from sitting so long
    3. We like having Quick snacks and Snack machines as our main diet
    4. We like taking tests that half of us fail
    5. We enjoy reading 200+ pages in our textbook every day
    6. Our favorite thing to do is write 30+ pages of notes everyday

    And so on...

    I'm sure others could come up with some new ideas, in fact there was a thread entitled the same thing as this one just a couple of pages back on the board. Dig it up, and see what their suggestions were
  6. by   kayel
    Our program director found a nurse t-shirt in the closet at camp and gave it to me. I thought it was pretty cute even if it is kind of stained and cute that he gave it to me ...

    It says:

    [font=Comic Sans MS]I will promise to be Brave
    [font=Comic Sans MS]I won't even Faint ... even if
    [font=Comic Sans MS]there's stitches or even shots of if I
    [font=Comic Sans MS]see Blood ... I won't ever scream (even
    [font=Comic Sans MS]if I really want to) & most of all I will
    [font=Comic Sans MS]never cry in front of the
    [font=Comic Sans MS]DR ... Because I am the Nurse
    [font=Comic Sans MS]I am the Nurse I am the Nurse I am
    [font=Comic Sans MS]______________________

    It's in funky writing with caps all kinds of places (like above) and little pictures are inserted like this:

    [font=Comic Sans MS]I (tongue depressor exclamation point letter "I") will promise to be brave (picture of stethescope, also kind of looks like an exclamation point)
    [font=Comic Sans MS]I (syringe letter "I") won't even faint ... even if
    [font=Comic Sans MS]there's stitches or even shots of if I (another syringe)
    [font=Comic Sans MS]see Blood ... (dots are some little kind of jars) I (another syringe) won't ever scream (even
    [font=Comic Sans MS]if I really want to) & most of all I will
    [font=Comic Sans MS]never cry in (picture of tray with medical supplies on it kind of in the middle here) front of the
    [font=Comic Sans MS]DR ... because I (syringe) am the Nurse
    [font=Comic Sans MS]I am the Nurse I am the Nurse I am

    [font=Comic Sans MS]_____________

    Let us know what you decide! Sounds like fun!
  7. by   Achoo!
    Quote from kayel
    Our program director found a nurse t-shirt in the closet at camp and gave it to me. I thought it was pretty cute even if it is kind of stained and cute that he gave it to me ...

    It says:

    [font=Comic Sans MS]I will promise to be Brave
    [font=Comic Sans MS]I won't even Faint ... even if
    [font=Comic Sans MS]there's stitches or even shots of if I
    [font=Comic Sans MS]see Blood ... I won't ever scream (even
    [font=Comic Sans MS]if I really want to) & most of all I will
    [font=Comic Sans MS]never cry in front of the
    [font=Comic Sans MS]DR ... Because I am the Nurse
    [font=Comic Sans MS]I am the Nurse I am the Nurse I am
    [font=Comic Sans MS]______________________

    It's in funky writing with caps all kinds of places (like above) and little pictures are inserted like this:

    [font=Comic Sans MS]I (tongue depressor exclamation point letter "I") will promise to be brave (picture of stethescope, also kind of looks like an exclamation point)
    [font=Comic Sans MS]I (syringe letter "I") won't even faint ... even if
    [font=Comic Sans MS]there's stitches or even shots of if I (another syringe)
    [font=Comic Sans MS]see Blood ... (dots are some little kind of jars) I (another syringe) won't ever scream (even
    [font=Comic Sans MS]if I really want to) & most of all I will
    [font=Comic Sans MS]never cry in (picture of tray with medical supplies on it kind of in the middle here) front of the
    [font=Comic Sans MS]DR ... because I (syringe) am the Nurse
    [font=Comic Sans MS]I am the Nurse I am the Nurse I am

    [font=Comic Sans MS]_____________

    Let us know what you decide! Sounds like fun!

    I have that shirt
  8. by   LeesieBug
    Our school sold some that said on front: An apple a day keeps the doctor away...... Back: But nothing stops a NURSE.

    They were cute.

    I think I am partial, though, to the one mentioned earlier..."not tonight, I have clinicals in the morning"
  9. by   Daytonite
    I have an old button in my jewelry box I got 30 some years ago at a student nurse convention. It says:

    End the gas crisis, call a nurse.


    It was in California in the 70's at a time when cars were lining up at the pumps for gas and could only purchase it on odd or even days depending on their license plate number. However, with what is going on today with gasoline, it can probably be just as fresh and current as it was back then!
  10. by   KyBug007
    At my school, our Term V class has sold shirts that say "Nurses Talk Dirty" on the front...and on the back: a warning label that says: may not be suitable for talk at the dinner table (or something like that)...they are really cute
  11. by   JentheRN05
    It was awesome and I got alot of complements
    It said

    Diversional Activity Deficit
    r/t
    Nursing school

    I think it would be funny to change the first part to something like

    Disuse syndrome
    or
    Chronic Confusion
    or
    ineffective individual coping
    or
    Memory impairment
    or
    sexual dysfunction

    LOL I could go on forever with these

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