Ten More Reasons to Become a Nurse

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1. To prove once and for all that you do have a strong stomach.

2. You have an overwhelming urge to humiliate doctors ... or marry them.

3. To prove to everyone that an "A" in high school chemistry does mean something, after all.

4. White is your color.

5. You blew your chance to become a nun / priest ... at age fourteen!

6. You're a natural-born "night person."

7. You still love to "assist" when playing doctor.

8. You went to visit a friend in the hospital ... and never left.

9. You flunked out of ballet school.

10. You couldn't get an acting role on ER, so you opted for the real thing.

The opportunity to spend all the holidays with your friends - at work! (G)

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Dennie

cause I hate painted fingernails and high heeled shoes.........

Because I can hold my pee after 3 cups of coffee. (good modeling for incontenent patients lol)

Cause I love making a difference!

B.

Specializes in SICU.

It's sad when you're excited the sedated, vented patient in room 10 is full of poop again cause it means you get to watch the news while you clean...

SICU nurse.......that is because of our cast iron stomachs that got implanted when we graduated from nursing school......

oh, yes, I can catch the news or Larry King,etc. while I am doing this.....or that...........

Agnus,

YOU are my role model!!! Good modeling for your co-workers too!

...So I can get pOOp and puke all over my brand new white sneeks and scrubs.

Here's a good one from the days of old...

...So I could make it rain when I polished my white shoes even if we had a sunny forecast! Sheesh :rolleyes:

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