Ten More Reasons to Become a Nurse - page 2

1. To prove once and for all that you do have a strong stomach. 2. You have an overwhelming urge to humiliate doctors ... or marry them. 3. To prove to everyone that an "A" in high school... Read More

  1. by   micro
    cause I hate painted fingernails and high heeled shoes.........
  2. by   Agnus
    Because I can hold my pee after 3 cups of coffee. (good modeling for incontenent patients lol)
  3. by   nightingale
    Cause I love making a difference!

    B.
  4. by   SICU Queen
    It's sad when you're excited the sedated, vented patient in room 10 is full of poop again cause it means you get to watch the news while you clean...
  5. by   micro
    SICU nurse.......that is because of our cast iron stomachs that got implanted when we graduated from nursing school......

    oh, yes, I can catch the news or Larry King,etc. while I am doing this.....or that...........
  6. by   night owl
    Agnus,

    YOU are my role model!!! Good modeling for your co-workers too!



    ...So I can get pOOp and puke all over my brand new white sneeks and scrubs.
  7. by   night owl
    Here's a good one from the days of old...

    ...So I could make it rain when I polished my white shoes even if we had a sunny forecast! Sheesh

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