keeping a straight face - page 2

The other night as I worked triage (which I hate) in our ER, a patient came up and signed in "sexual matter emergency." I had a sick baby in triage at the time so I elected to let him wait for a... Read More

  1. by   KarafromPhilly
    A GERMAN SHEPHERD? Actually, wouldn't a veterinarian have been a better choice in that situation?
  2. by   JonRN
    She shoulda just threw cold water on him. When I was a kid I had a little dog (female) and she got stuck together like that during mating with a male dog. I was soooo mad, I thought the guys at the filling station tied their tails together. Never forget my dad laughing and laughing and telling everyone. He threw cold water on them and they flew apart faster than LV's panties fly off when she gets flowers.

    Pappy
  3. by   jnette
    [QUOTE]Originally posted by JonRN
    He threw cold water on them and they flew apart faster than LV's panties fly off when she gets flowers.



    Pappy !!!!
  4. by   caroladybelle
    In regards to the lug nut.......


    Why didn't he just get a Jack and unscrew it...him....it...


    OHHHHH, whatever.
  5. by   eltrip
    Do you thinks that some WD-40 might have helped? If not that, then how about Astroglide?
  6. by   sunnygirl272
    or nightowl's conditioner...

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