i know this is a dumb question. well, at least it feels like a dumb question. i'm a new rn. when i'm giving report, i feel like i'm in a contest to tell the most extravagant and lively story. most of the nurses that i hear can give a 3-5minute report on one patient. report takes forevvvvvveeer. then when it's my turn to give my report on the patient it's half a minute and if something major occured, then it may be a full minute. it just always feels too short and no one appears to be really listening to me. they just say "ok" after my 30-45 second spill.
today i gave report and i knew that it was comparable to what the other nurses do because i was animated, and i threw in a few exaggerated comments about "how rough" it had been. i had everyone's undivided attention. they seemed interested in my every word. they made eye contact with me and asked questions about the patient.....but that's not the kind of report that i want to give. i want to give the information that i feel is important and keep it short and sweet.
i don't want to give report that is like "woooooooo, what a night. do you have the patient in room 113? well, let me tell you about the crazy man and his little crazy wife that won't leave. she makes you spell the names of all the medications and she writes them down and looks them up before you give them. then mr. crazy man will take each pill one by one. if you smell a funny scent in the room it's his wife's feet. last night she asked the nurse aide to give her a bath too. mr. crazy man pressed the call light a million times and he said he just wanted to see if it worked....
in nursing school when we gave report we used sbar. it seems like sbar is not really at work anymore in the actual setting. i don't know. i just feel like the new nurse reciting the facts....where the iv is, the condition. pain level and methods of pain control, times that major things occured during the shift, if the physician was called, lab values, if the patient ate/voided (how much/color,) etc. i guess that's boring information that the oncoming nurse can look up if she wanted. i guess.....
i just want to give the information that is essential, not tell a "story" for 6 or 7 patients every shift.
"woooooo. let me tell you about patient #2 in room 116. get ready for this one...."
if i'm supposed to tell a dramatic story, please let me know. that's just not how they showed us in school... it didn't take an hour either. how absurd? or maybe that's common..... i don't know.
when you're receiving report, what information do you really want?