Ok time for something fun

petiteflower · Apr 26, 2003

One phrase----------------------surgeons in ER---not trauma surgeons-----general practice surgeons

My GOMER for the day!!!!!!!!!

gwenith, BSN, RN · Apr 26, 2003

Doc:- Nurse the patient is vomiting!!

Nurse:- Bowl; hand DIY

Doc:- Do an EKG, drow blood, do another set of vitals, contact teh relatives and the ward to let them know he is being admitted and do it stat

Nurse:- While I am there do you want to tie a broom to my behind so I can sweep the floor while I am at it?

Doc:- What do you think we should do in this situation?

Nurse:- collect your pay

gwenith, BSN, RN · Apr 26, 2003

Doc:- Nurse the patient is vomiting!!

Nurse:- Bowl; hand DIY

Doc:- Do an EKG, drow blood, do another set of vitals, contact teh relatives and the ward to let them know he is being admitted and do it stat

Nurse:- While I am there do you want to tie a broom to my behind so I can sweep the floor while I am at it?

Doc:- What do you think we should do in this situation?

Nurse:- collect your pay

atownsendrn · May 28, 2003

Always love this scenario -

Huge 6'4", 300 lb man: "Nurse. Hey nurse. I need some help getting Mama out of the truck.

Nurse: (with wheelchair and nursing assist) Okay. Where is she?

You roll out to the truck and Mama is 97 lbs and complaining of a cough for 3 weeks.

Man: She can't get in that wheelchair. You need a stretcher.

Nurse: (assists Mama to wheelchair) And how exactly did you get Mama to the car. :devil:

JOY LEE · Jun 19, 2003

:roll :roll ENJOYED ALL OF THE ABOVE.......TOOOO FUNNY!!!!! AND SO TRUE:D :D

petiteflower · Jun 20, 2003

How about the old lady who comes in by ambulance---with no distress---can't find anything wrong with her---and then she gets mad when you ask her why she called the ambulance and replies-----I am just so sick---can't you see what's wrong with me???

Doc says lolinad napip

I say what?

he says--little old lady in no apparent distress-----needs ativan per infusion pump perpetually

I think he's got it.

teeituptom, BSN, RN · Jul 16, 2003

Better living through modern chemistry

petiteflower · Jul 19, 2003

lol tom----I think you're on to something.

happystudent, RN · Jul 19, 2003

so.....ETOH comes in....doc orders a banana bag.....guys sleeping it off...Wife comes in to claim her 'prize', says to the nurse(as serious as can be).......Is there anyway I can mix one of those up for him at home to drink?".................Ummm yeah okay, lady......

Tink RN · Jul 31, 2003

It's going to be one of those days when ...

It's Sunday and you are in triage. All ER beds are full and you are triaging to the lobby. You hear, "Trauma alert" announced over the PA as you began to triage your next patient. It is a 23 year old female with chief complaint of body aches times 2 months. VSS, no apparent distress. As you direct the patient to the lobby, she turns to you and says, "Is this going to take long? I have an appointment to have my hair done in 20 minutes!" UUGGHHH!!!

healingtouchRN · Jul 31, 2003

you are showing your age!!!!! That is an ad for a popular company named DuPont? Am I right???