Pt. calling out "Nurse! Nuuurrrsse!" (not an emergency, just wanted the nurse to ask her a question).
Me, to another nurse nearby: "God, that is like nails on a blackboard to me. Why don't they ever call out for the doctor?"
I continue doing nursey charting stuff at the nurses' station, letting the moment pass.
A few minutes later I hear "Doctor, doctor!!!!!" coming from a nearby room. I start going toward the room to see what the problem is, only to see the doctor is in there, and they're all laughing.
I love the docs I work with. Thank you, doc, for an important reminder that patients can hear me talking, but done in a humorous and gentle way.