Win CASH! Christmas Nursing Caption Contest - $100

[Brian]

Participate in our Christmas Caption Contest! Winner gets $100!

Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have 2 weeks to achieve your objective.

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com.

After the time period is up, we will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Join allnurses.com! It's Free!

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UPDATE: We have chosen the top 8 captions.

Vote for your favorite - Top 8 Captions - Select winning caption in our Christmas Nursing Caption Contest

[ADN2B]

What do I need to do to get a cup of egg nog around here?

[rhondalf]

I am tired of everyone saying how short and cute I am. If you get the orthopedic doctor to make me taller I will make sure you get on the nice list this year.

[JeannineM]

Nurse: "I'm sorry Mr. E but we don't have a psych unit".

Elf: "Do you know what it's like working for a guy who works one day a year, gets all the money AND all of the recognition?

Nurse: "Yes, I do".

[JeannineM]

"I work 364 days a year and demand a shorter bed AND one of those air mattresses!"

[JeannineM]

"I was stowed away under the sleigh when rudolph made a sharp right....when I woke up I was here."

[JeannineM]

"Why am I in a psychiatric unit? I told you, Santa IS my immediate family and can be reached at the North Pole!"

[sandradube1313]

There's actually nothing physically wrong with me...I suffer from low elf-esteem.

[sandradube1313]

It's not easy being green!!!

[sandradube1313]

I'm overworked and underpaid and I can't get any time off! You know what it feels like!!!

[Elv-Is]

The doc keeps telling me I'm "Bi-Polar", but I've told him over 100 times I'M ONLY FROM THE NORTH ONE!!! He doesn't get it!

[champagnesupeRNova]

"You of all people should understand - this is the only way I can get Christmas off."

[Rayrayhaas]

Elf: If you think you are discharging me think again. Your name was on the naughty list this year. I get my extended work excuse and I'll make sure you don't get a box full of coal.