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Win CASH! Christmas Nursing Caption Contest - $100 - page 12

Participate in our Christmas Caption Contest! Winner gets $100! Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish.... Read More

  1. Visit  TopazLover profile page
    You know the last time someone made fun of my hat they got socks and underwear under the Christmas tree for 3 years straight.
  2. Visit  dandona profile page
    "I work everyday of the year and used up all my PTO from the past 400 years to spend one day in the hospital, and you're waking me up for an assessment?"
  3. Visit  ArtistRNJD profile page
    I'm tellin' ya ... growth hormone just aint gonna work!
  4. Visit  ArtistRNJD profile page
    When Santa says "you better watch out," he aint kiddin'!
  5. Visit  Dimple58 profile page
    I know, I took a red and green capsule on the medicine tray marked Santa helper. "Oh he was just admitted on Neurology."
  6. Visit  gerilyn profile page
    You need to tell my Doctor that his note has to say "Unable to return to work till his follow up appointment January 2, 2013."
  7. Visit  gerilyn profile page
    Believe me I know, the night shift is the most under-appreciated shift everywhere
  8. Visit  nursloma profile page
    "Grandma got run over by a reindeer again...I'm here for related emotional trauma."
  9. Visit  nursloma profile page
    "Buddy the Elf won the popular vote...again."
  10. Visit  nursloma profile page
    "I don't want to see a social worker, a chaplin or get a psych evaluation...I refuse."
  11. Visit  nursloma profile page
    "Santa always refused to give us growth hormone injections..."
  12. Visit  gerilyn profile page
    I have always suffered with low elf esteem issues but that I can't remember the reimbursable ICD-9 code.
  13. Visit  gerilyn profile page
    If you work your cards right I can get you off the naughty list