Win CASH! Christmas Nursing Caption Contest - $100 - page 12

Participate in our Christmas Caption Contest! Winner gets $100! Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have 2 weeks to achieve... Read More

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    Haven't you ever seen an elf before?

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    I wish everyone would quit telling me I have short man syndrome.
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    "I don't care if my A1C is 15. I'm gonna eat what I want!"
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    What do you mean I have to cut my sugar?
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    Since when has eating cookies, drinking hot coco and eggnog become a health concern???
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    Look Nurse, I have gum drops and sugar plums dancing in my head all the time.... it doesn't mean I am mixing the peppermint schnapps with my Ambien again.
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    No! I don't believe I am one of Santa's elves!... I am telling you the truth! I got jumped on my way home from work and woke up dressed like this. I guess because I'm short, some punks thought they could play a joke on me!
    Last edit by Melissa1986 on Dec 12, '12 : Reason: typo
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    "Well it all started when the reindeer got into the vaseline Santa uses to get down the chimney..."
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    You eat nothing but cookies and milk for a year and see how you feel.
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    Elf to Nurse: "What's with that look?!?! I've made enough toys for the kids...thank goodness for HIPAA! Santa won't know where I am!"

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