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Participate in our Christmas Caption Contest! Winner gets $100!

Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have 2 weeks to achieve your objective.

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Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com.

After the time period is up, we will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Join allnurses.com! It's Free!

Share and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

UPDATE: We have chosen the top 8 captions.

Vote for your favorite - Top 8 Captions - Select winning caption in our Christmas Nursing Caption Contest

Elf: Hook me up with some morphine and I will hook you up with some Toll House cookies...no wait I mean a pony!

You look like you've seen an elf

Haven't you ever seen an elf before?

Specializes in Peds, Med-Surg, Disaster Nsg, Parish Nsg.

I wish everyone would quit telling me I have short man syndrome.

"I don't care if my A1C is 15. I'm gonna eat what I want!"

What do you mean I have to cut my sugar?

Since when has eating cookies, drinking hot coco and eggnog become a health concern???

Look Nurse, I have gum drops and sugar plums dancing in my head all the time.... it doesn't mean I am mixing the peppermint schnapps with my Ambien again.

No! I don't believe I am one of Santa's elves!... I am telling you the truth! I got jumped on my way home from work and woke up dressed like this. I guess because I'm short, some punks thought they could play a joke on me!

"Well it all started when the reindeer got into the vaseline Santa uses to get down the chimney..."

You eat nothing but cookies and milk for a year and see how you feel.

Elf to Nurse: "What's with that look?!?! I've made enough toys for the kids...thank goodness for HIPAA! Santa won't know where I am!"

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