May 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

[Joe V]

Participate in our May 2013 Caption Contest and win $100!

Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish.

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com.

We will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite. Poll will be available early next week.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Join allnurses.com! It's Free!

Share and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

UPDATE: We have chosen the top 8 captions.

Vote for your favorite - May 2013 Top 8 Captions - Select Winning Caption

[FutureAspirations]

Would that big, yellow, whirlpool of a mass be right behind me by any chance?!

[PinayNanayNurse, BSN, RN]

1. Wait! Let me go back to my locker. My new pair of Skechers are not ready for these diarrhea apocalypse!

2. I use my running shoes every time a yellow bowel is on the loose!

3. Yellow is my favorite color; but since I became a nurse. Uhm, not anymore.

[CHRISTIPINKLEE]

CODE YELLOW!!!

[sgrondahl]

Why does EVERYONE think their problem is an emergency... Geez....

[Not Your Nurse]

The breast biopsy patient didn't tell us those were implants!

[Fuzzy]

"You idiot, I told you not to open THAT door."

[NCLEXAid]

Staff Retention: Test 1

[NCLEXAid]

New highly effective Hypokalemia intervention...Stop muscle cramps before they stop you!

[NCLEXAid]

Hey new nurse... grab a culture sample on your way out.

[NCLEXAid]

Rancid Amorphous Pixar introducesNurses, Inc.

[boogalina, ADN, ASN, BSN, MSN, LPN]

Well, at least his ammonia level's down after all that Lactulose you gave him!!

[cardiacrocks, BSN, RN]

Nobody told me being a GI nurse would entail me to be in good shape, now I'm running away from C-Diff.