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March 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

  1. 5 Participate in our March 2013 Caption Contest and win $100!

    Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish.

    Caption Contest Rules

    To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on

    After the time period is up, we will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite.

    Everyone is allowed to participate! Join! It's Free!

    Share and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

    UPDATE: We have chosen the top 8 captions.

    Vote for your favorite - March 2013 Top 8 Captions - Select Winning Caption

    UPDATE: Congratulations!

    and the winner is natnat122 ... the cartoon may be viewed at I don't want a male nurse! - Cartoon Contest Winner
    Last edit by Joe V on Apr 2, '13
  2. 159 Comments

  3. Visit  nursefrances profile page
    #1 1
    Like I explained before Doctor, the linen service accidentally bleached the scrubs. They will have more blue scrubs soon. (sigh) I know you like to look like "Dr. McDreamy" from that TV show and these white scrubs just aren't the same.
  4. Visit  nursefrances profile page
    #2 1
    Why did we have to where white today, you ask? Didn't you get the memo? It's a contest to see who stays the cleanest by the end of the day. It's National "check your colon day" tomorrow and all the patients will be on a golytely bowel prep regimen today.
  5. Visit  nursefrances profile page
    #3 0
    Sal, you knew when you joined the nursing program you would have to wear white. Quit worrying that it "isn't your color". Now me....I can ROCK white!
  6. Visit  nursefrances profile page
    #4 0
    Did you ask if I was wearing white? No, I have black scrubs on today. I like your Donald Duck scrub top, by the way.
  7. Visit  McBx3 profile page
    #5 12
    Don't worry. With all the body fluids we encounter, they'll be colorful soon enough.
  8. Visit  vegas2009 profile page
    #6 0
    What?? Dr. Sexy is NOT on call today? Yup, I'm doing overtime for nothing!
    Last edit by vegas2009 on Mar 16, '13
  9. Visit  vegas2009 profile page
    #7 2
    Well, Dr. Smith... don't look at me. You interns should know your stuff!
  10. Visit  natnat122 profile page
    #8 1
    Relax, it's just a prostate exam. I've had plenty before 'the surgery'!
  11. Visit  HealthEnthusiast profile page
    #9 0
    Bill, how many times do I have to tell you? Leggings do not count as pants. Please put on some scrubs!
  12. Visit  whichone'spink profile page
    #10 1
    "Don't look at me. I'm not the one who came up with this stupid "all nurses must wear white" policy"
  13. Visit  natnat122 profile page
    #11 0
    OF COURSE you didn't win the best handwriting award, you're a DOCTOR!!
  14. Visit  natnat122 profile page
    #12 1
    Patient didn't want a male nurse again, huh?