March 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100! - page 4

Participate in our March 2013 Caption Contest and win $100! Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish. ... Read More

  1. by   canesdukegirl
    I'm so sorry, Mr. Smith. The consent only listed a gastric bypass, not a rhinoplasty.
  2. by   jadelpn
    Hi. Welcome to work. The guy in room 2 is needing his second soap suds enema. Bed 4 is insistent that his pain is a 16, and bed 7 wants some lunch. Chicken Salad. White bread. Chips. Ok, then have a good shift.
  3. by   jadelpn
    I think if I keep standing here with my arms crossed like this, we will be able to pick our own color scrubs--NOT white, by next week....
  4. by   jadelpn
    No, it is the white WEDDING DRESS that means you are a virgin.....
  5. by   jadelpn
    So then I said NO we will NOT wear the caps too...you should thank me, you should see the men's version.....
  6. by   jadelpn
    The psych patient is afraid of the men in white COATS coming to take her away, so you should be good.
  7. by   Devon Rex
    I thought you died an hour ago.
  8. by   perioddrama
    Welcome to our unit's version of a nursing Stormtrooper uniform.
  9. by   Devon Rex
    Please don't tell me your wife "the nurse" is making you ambulate all by yourself !?
  10. by   token787
    With these white scrubs we going to bring sexy back!
  11. by   token787
    Are those Bugle Boys your wearing?
  12. by   token787
    I just checked with Maury Povich on that DNA and Sir, "You Are Not The Father!"
  13. by   token787
    Sir, HMO patients take at least 16 hours in outpatient surgery.

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