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March 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100! - page 4

Participate in our March 2013 Caption Contest and win $100! Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish. ... Read More

  1. Visit  canesdukegirl profile page
    #39 0
    I'm so sorry, Mr. Smith. The consent only listed a gastric bypass, not a rhinoplasty.
  2. Visit  jadelpn profile page
    #40 0
    Hi. Welcome to work. The guy in room 2 is needing his second soap suds enema. Bed 4 is insistent that his pain is a 16, and bed 7 wants some lunch. Chicken Salad. White bread. Chips. Ok, then have a good shift.
  3. Visit  jadelpn profile page
    #41 0
    I think if I keep standing here with my arms crossed like this, we will be able to pick our own color scrubs--NOT white, by next week....
  4. Visit  jadelpn profile page
    #42 1
    No, it is the white WEDDING DRESS that means you are a virgin.....
  5. Visit  jadelpn profile page
    #43 0
    So then I said NO we will NOT wear the caps too...you should thank me, you should see the men's version.....
  6. Visit  jadelpn profile page
    #44 2
    The psych patient is afraid of the men in white COATS coming to take her away, so you should be good.
  7. Visit  Devon Rex profile page
    #45 0
    I thought you died an hour ago.
  8. Visit  perioddrama profile page
    #46 0
    Welcome to our unit's version of a nursing Stormtrooper uniform.
  9. Visit  Devon Rex profile page
    #47 0
    Please don't tell me your wife "the nurse" is making you ambulate all by yourself !?
  10. Visit  token787 profile page
    #48 0
    With these white scrubs we going to bring sexy back!
  11. Visit  token787 profile page
    #49 0
    Are those Bugle Boys your wearing?
  12. Visit  token787 profile page
    #50 0
    I just checked with Maury Povich on that DNA and Sir, "You Are Not The Father!"
  13. Visit  token787 profile page
    #51 0
    Sir, HMO patients take at least 16 hours in outpatient surgery.

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