March 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100! - page 4

Participate in our March 2013 Caption Contest and win $100! Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish. ... Read More

  1. Visit  canesdukegirl profile page
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    I'm so sorry, Mr. Smith. The consent only listed a gastric bypass, not a rhinoplasty.
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  3. Visit  jadelpn profile page
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    Hi. Welcome to work. The guy in room 2 is needing his second soap suds enema. Bed 4 is insistent that his pain is a 16, and bed 7 wants some lunch. Chicken Salad. White bread. Chips. Ok, then have a good shift.
  4. Visit  jadelpn profile page
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    I think if I keep standing here with my arms crossed like this, we will be able to pick our own color scrubs--NOT white, by next week....
  5. Visit  jadelpn profile page
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    No, it is the white WEDDING DRESS that means you are a virgin.....
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  6. Visit  jadelpn profile page
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    So then I said NO we will NOT wear the caps too...you should thank me, you should see the men's version.....
  7. Visit  jadelpn profile page
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    The psych patient is afraid of the men in white COATS coming to take her away, so you should be good.
    elprup and johngoner like this.
  8. Visit  Devon Rex profile page
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    I thought you died an hour ago.
  9. Visit  perioddrama profile page
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    Welcome to our unit's version of a nursing Stormtrooper uniform.
  10. Visit  Devon Rex profile page
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    Please don't tell me your wife "the nurse" is making you ambulate all by yourself !?
  11. Visit  token787 profile page
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    With these white scrubs we going to bring sexy back!
  12. Visit  token787 profile page
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    Are those Bugle Boys your wearing?
  13. Visit  token787 profile page
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    I just checked with Maury Povich on that DNA and Sir, "You Are Not The Father!"
  14. Visit  token787 profile page
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    Sir, HMO patients take at least 16 hours in outpatient surgery.


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