March 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100! - page 4

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Participate in our March 2013 Caption Contest and win $100! Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish. Caption Contest... Read More


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    Nurse: Jack where is your medicine?

    Jack: I swallowed it!

    Nurse: Ok... (Oh no! that was supposed to be SUPPOSITORY!)
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    Don't complain to me about wearing white. Once a month I have to wear extra protection because...well...you know.
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    "So let me get this straight...You wore all white scrubs, so that the ED staff would think you are a nurse, so you'd be seen faster?" "Sorry, but a stumped toe does not constitute an emergency."
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    "It was too expensive to buy new windows so Administration decided to paint all the wall sky blue instead."
    johngoner likes this.
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    Enjoy it while it lasts because these scrubs won't be this white soon enough!
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    What do your mean? I am smiling
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    No, you CANNOT go into the OR to observe your wife's procedure.
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    Yeah, you heard me. JCAHO is here.
    natnat122 and charlottegirl like this.
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    John, the budget cuts didn't include our scrub supply.
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    I'm so sorry, Mr. Smith. The consent only listed a gastric bypass, not a rhinoplasty.


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