March 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100! - page 2

Participate in our March 2013 Caption Contest and win $100! Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish. ... Read More

  1. by   natnat122
    Don't worry, having a female boss won't be that bad.
  2. by   natnat122
    How can I put this... Frequent flatulence is a BIG turnoff to the nurses here!
  3. by   nyteshade
    I'm sorry Bob, but you're floating to psych...
  4. by   Kandy83
    "not wearing white after labor day rule doesn't apply to nursing students,"so don't even mention it".
  5. by   GGBRN
    It wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants...like I'm doing now.
    Last edit by GGBRN on Mar 17, '13
  6. by   GGBRN
    I asked my patient why he was eating an entire can of re-fried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge".


    Last edit by GGBRN on Mar 17, '13
  7. by   GGBRN
    There's no need for him to do the walk of shame. We both know what went down in there.
    Last edit by GGBRN on Mar 17, '13
  8. by   Fireman767
    Bill, bad choice to wear white. The patient in 223 has been projectile vomiting all night.
  9. by   GGBRN
    Yeah... I wasn't really listening when our preceptor told us that. Oh well, we'll see how this goes.
    Last edit by GGBRN on Mar 17, '13
  10. by   Angie:RN:
    Leo: Why are you so worry about the blackout at the Med-Surg floor? Irma: Because they are going to mandate us to work double shift for all med-surg patients while we get power back on to the building. Leo: I know it is not funny, but at least we are getting the work done and we are getting compensated for that.
  11. by   netglow
    OMG you've just got to have the biggest nose I've ever seen. I mean, can you fit a mask over that, doesn't it get in the way?

    (LOL)
  12. by   NBanasz1
    No, I am the nurse and you are the psych patient. Can't you tell the difference from our outfits?
  13. by   NBanasz1
    Really Dr. you want to order what?

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