December 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

[Joe V]

We need your help. We have a new cartoon but it's missing a caption. We believe Scrooge is behind this but don't want to get into that right now...

We are desperate. We will give you $100 if you provide us with the caption that belongs to this cartoon. All you have to do is follow the Caption Contest Rules.

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the $100, your caption must be posted on this thread here on allnurses.com (not on our Facebook pages). You can submit as many captions as you wish. We will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Share and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

UPDATE: December 14, 2013

Top 8 captions chosen ... please help us select the winner @ December 2013 Top 8 Captions - Select Winning Caption

Congratulations!: December 21, 2013

and the winner is tnbutterfly ... the cartoon may be viewed at "Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way..." Stop with the call bell already!!

[natnat122]

I was trying to outshine Rudolph when..

[NurseRee-Ree]

What???? You never seen a deer before!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[natnat122]

How did this happen??! Dashing through the snow on a one horse open sleigh isn't as easy as it looks, you know?

[PA_RN87, BSN, MSN, RN, APRN]

Mr. Prancer, your cosmetic hoof reconstruction was a success! After you've fully recovered, then we can start the process for your antler enlargements.

[I <3 OR, RN]

You really should contact your union rep.

[queserasera, RN]

"There are 8 reindeer and a very jolly man in a red bathrobe here to see you, can I let them in, they say they're in a rush."

[Pink Magnolia, BSN, RN]

I tripped over an elf and sprained two ankles and broke two hooves! Santa has one less helper this year! Poor little guy. As for me, my cousin Bucky will be my substitute! Bucky the large-tooth reindeer will be sung this year!

[lovenotwar14]

You rang?

[Art_Vandelay]

"This takes culturally competent care to a new level."

[Art_Vandelay]

"Whoops, I forgot my Deer faces pain scale. I'll be right back."

[jadelpn, LPN, EMT-B]

So let me get this straight. You tripped over the elves in the workshop. Santa's workshop? Hmmmmm

[jadelpn, LPN, EMT-B]

Stepping on legos? Sounds legit...