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April 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100! - page 3

Participate in our April 2013 Caption Contest and win $100! Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish. Caption... Read More

  1. Visit  Stcroix profile page
    #26 0
    "He just got his bill"
  2. Visit  nyteshade profile page
    #27 0
    Ok student, tell me what Mr. Smith here appears to be suffering from...
  3. Visit  tnbutterfly profile page
    #28 2
    He's been doing this ever since his CPA told him what he owes the IRS. It's called acute "taxitis".
    Last edit by tnbutterfly on Apr 14, '13
  4. Visit  jadelpn profile page
    #29 1
    I just finished explaining what a soap suds enema is.
  5. Visit  jadelpn profile page
    #30 0
    As you can tell, the catheter insertion was not ideal...
  6. Visit  jadelpn profile page
    #31 0
    And when his wife came home from her girl's weekend, the children told her that the patient had been in this condition for at least 24 hours....
  7. Visit  jadelpn profile page
    #32 0
    So the old wife's tale is right, sometimes your face DOES stay that way.
  8. Visit  jadelpn profile page
    #33 0
    So the patient came in with a chief complaint of a Viagra reaction. He is still in shock. His wife is a patient in the next room....
  9. Visit  hbhalla profile page
    #34 0
    yes i told him he needs a enema ........
  10. Visit  hbhalla profile page
    #35 1
    i told him we need to prep his genital area for surgery.......................
  11. Visit  Clovery profile page
    #36 0
    I think the Wong-Baker pain scale needs to go beyond 10...
  12. Visit  hbhalla profile page
    #37 1
    I always tell expectant mothers don't bring your husband's to the delivery room.........................
  13. Visit  tnbutterfly profile page
    #38 1
    He just had his first man-o-gram.