April 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100! - page 3

Participate in our April 2013 Caption Contest and win $100! Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish. Caption... Read More

  1. by   Stcroix
    "He just got his bill"
  2. by   nyteshade
    Ok student, tell me what Mr. Smith here appears to be suffering from...
  3. by   tnbutterfly
    He's been doing this ever since his CPA told him what he owes the IRS. It's called acute "taxitis".
    Last edit by tnbutterfly on Apr 14, '13
  4. by   jadelpn
    I just finished explaining what a soap suds enema is.
  5. by   jadelpn
    As you can tell, the catheter insertion was not ideal...
  6. by   jadelpn
    And when his wife came home from her girl's weekend, the children told her that the patient had been in this condition for at least 24 hours....
  7. by   jadelpn
    So the old wife's tale is right, sometimes your face DOES stay that way.
  8. by   jadelpn
    So the patient came in with a chief complaint of a Viagra reaction. He is still in shock. His wife is a patient in the next room....
  9. by   hbhalla
    yes i told him he needs a enema ........
  10. by   hbhalla
    i told him we need to prep his genital area for surgery.......................
  11. by   Clovery
    I think the Wong-Baker pain scale needs to go beyond 10...
  12. by   hbhalla
    I always tell expectant mothers don't bring your husband's to the delivery room.........................
  13. by   tnbutterfly
    He just had his first man-o-gram.

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