April 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100! - page 3

Participate in our April 2013 Caption Contest and win $100! Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish. Caption Contest Rules To qualify... Read More

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    "And that was only after a finger stick..."

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    Nurse: I'm so glad you're here. I'm still learning Spanish. I told him that after surgery, he would 'desesperado' slowly.
    Interpreter: Uh...he thinks that he will be desperate after surgery. I think you meant 'despierto'. What's the procedure?
    Nurse: Vasectomy
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    "I told him there was a shortage of Propofol. Seems like Dr. Smith would know this already."
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    Dr. Adams just remembered that the trauma team is away at conference. The intern will be assisting Dr. Smith with Dr. Adams' lap appy.
    Last edit by canesdukegirl on Apr 14, '13 : Reason: grammar
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    I think he's had a prostate exam before.
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    He swallowed his nitroglycerin again. That's why!
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    "He just got his bill"
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    Ok student, tell me what Mr. Smith here appears to be suffering from...
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    He's been doing this ever since his CPA told him what he owes the IRS. It's called acute "taxitis".
    Last edit by tnbutterfly on Apr 14, '13
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    I just finished explaining what a soap suds enema is.
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